*looks around at no one budging* "I will." *gasps are heard all around as epic music montage begins to play* "I will bear this burden." *slowly stands up and walks toward the button as music volume increases* shouts of "Be brave!" and "Bless you!" are heard. *stands silently in front of the button as music pauses* "Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go" *Epic music plays again as I push the button. Fireworks explode* and Justin Bieber's music career is now over
@I shjt you not, you are my hero
@I shjt you not, great, now he's in all of our movies!
@I shjt you not, plot twist, some mega bieber fan pushes you out of the way and takes all your glory
@I shjt you not, I shall build a great monument in your honor!
@I shjt you not, You could just slowly poison his fruit loops every morning until he dies.
@I shjt you not, you brave soul. I salute you!
@I shjt you not, epic does not describe the epicness of this comment
@I shjt you not, *gives hunger games 3-fingered salute*
@I shjt you not, someone give this man a metal *claps*
@PeanutButterPopsicle, he's not deserving of fruit loops give him mini wheats with the sugar side removed
@I shjt you not, you know ninjas are (historically) hired as assassins most often.... So you know I could put you out of your misery.... For a price....
@I shjt you not, I would push the button and blast death metal all day long
@I shjt you not, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
@MagesticFlapFlaps, *gives sheet of steel*
@I shjt you not, we will tell your story
@Gay Ninja, the price would be the d
@I shjt you not, I shjt you not I thought you said bohemian rhapsody was gonna play
@I shjt you not, hey guess what... He quit the music industry already. He lives with you for no reason
@I shjt you not, *salutes*
@I shjt you not, presses button, kills burner
@I shjt you not, Today shall now be declared...I shjt you not day!
@RaggedyTaco, holy sh!t he did? It's a miracle!!!
@I shjt you not, but it's perfect! Then you can kill him ;)
@TheHaxAreReal, hey he's got money i can bear it at least until his popularity to fade away
@I shjt you not, why not kill him in his sleep, who would be upset
@I shjt you not, all flags will be flown at half mast
@I shjt you not, doesn't mean you can't kill him in his sleep
@I shjt you not, there's nothing saying you can't just take his money and tie him up
@TheHaxAreReal, son... Hes all of our hero now... *manly tear in the eye*
@I shjt you not, it didn't say anything about not being able to kill him
@I shjt you not, soo are you going to kill Justin Bieber or not?
@I shjt you not, One man. Alone. On a journey. To save his country. *salutes*
@I shjt you not, they said nothing about not killing him when he lives with you 😏
@I shjt you not, You said you shjt us not, don't be lying!
@I shjt you not, you. You get every. Single. Medal. You will go down in history as the greatest man. Ever. Congratulations. 'Salutes'
@I shjt you not, plus, now that he lives with you, you can kill him in his sleep
@I shjt you not, Just... Just kill him once he gets to your place.
@I shjt you not, shine on you crazy diamond!
@PeanutButterPopsicle, why with poison. Couldn't we just kill him out right?
@I shjt you not, we will build you a monument
@I shjt you not, I'm actually kind of tearing up right now. Thank you, you beautiful soul. We shall never forget the burden you take for us!
@I shjt you not, I would press that button, and then lock him in a closet
@I shjt you not, if he lives with you it would be easier to kill him. Just saying.
@I shjt you not, i came.
@Smo Queed, erryday
@Colin Kaepernick, holy shjt you're still here?!? I am honored. And how uncanny we found the same 2 year old pic, right?
@Smo Queed, you replied to me. I replied back.
@Colin Kaepernick, oh right, i forgot you were the same person lol. Well good evening. And if you're in the US with me... I'm so sorry.
@Smo Queed, I need some of what you got. Gonna be a long 4 years
I hit em right there in the jaw.
@The Invisible Man, man I'm thinking you're just fvcking with me now. WHO ARE YOU!!!!?????!!!!
@Smo Queed, muahahaha
Don't turn around...
@The Invisible Man, STRAIGHT AND NARROW IS HOW I FACE! IF I FEEL YOU I'LL SPRAY MY MACE!!! HOORAH!!
@The Invisible Man, go to recent. Pic with a doggo reply to me and show the world you exist. do it....... Do it........ DO it....... DO IT!!!!!
@The Invisible Man, just say hi to me 😢
Can I kill him if he lives with me?
@Scumbag Santa, once he's not famous anymore there is a chance no one would notice and or care
@Scumbag Santa, I like your thinking
@Scumbag Santa, nope. He has to LIVE with you
Press it, then kill her and dump the body in a river
Wait... Only his music career? Damn.
"You have the power to bend and control time at will. But. Peanuts now taste slightly like walnuts"
Well duh, I could play pranks on him all the time. And even though he's an asshole and his music is boring he's still pretty sexy.
@the random logic guy, that is some random logic...
It's alright, I'm familiar with the word "murder" so I'll go ahead & press it
@Metzger, I'm not sure if I knew you back then
@I shjt you not, back when?
@Metzger, back here on July 21
@I shjt you not, oh, who knows.. I've been reading your comments for a WHILE though, so it's probably just because I hadn't yet written you anything..
@Metzger, I see. I'm glad we finally did.
@I shjt you not, likewise ;)
It doesn't say I can't kill him if he lives with me.
@Nurse Joy, Um key word there.. LIVES with you..
@CynicalSir, doesn't give a time limit as to how long he has to live with me.
@Nurse Joy, right, so make sure when he's dead, he's not there with you anymore.
@CynicalSir, there's a nice alley by me. That'll do.
@Nurse Joy, Thank you, kind person.
I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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But guys, didn't he already quit..?
It just says he lives with you, not that you'd have to be nice. It makes it much easier to beat the shjt out of him daily when he lives with you, rather than having to go find him.
Ill do that but if he lives with me hes living in the basement or attic
As a celebration of I shjt you not's Heroism I will give an up vote to everyone!
...can I kill him? Like when he lives with me
I shall do it only to end his career then force him to work so her can pay rent
Get his mother to push the button!!!!
Whoops! I ACIDENTALLY Stabbed him 826 times! My bad!
Then I murder him
I would say yes, but poison his drink.
I will... On one condition I can kill him, and take all his money.
This doesn't mean his music will be gone. He just can't make music
Can I murder him?
Fvck ya! Have you seen his videos? He'll be bringing all the bitches over, plus we would live in his mansion. That sounds like the best decision ever.
@Knudiee231, nono, he lives with YOU, not the other way around.
Can he live in my dungeon?
Am i allowed to violently murder him?
I volunteer as tribute.
Id press it then drag him to the blue oyster bar and then record the following events to make millions by selling it on pay per view
I would just poison him. Simple
I will! *Presses Button and she appears* "Oh, I'm going to do very bad things to you"
I read it and the first thought was "Oh great! I get to torture him!"
Doesn't say we can't kill him.
I will press the button. I'd just tie him up and throw him in the closet! Everyone's happy :)
Doesnt say anywhere that you have to keep him alive
If she's not famous anymore, and lives in my house, that would make her much easier to assassinate.
*presses button* *immediTe
Well he is filthy rich sooooo yeah probably
I'd do it. Make it easier to kill him.
I would enlist Justin in a gay gimp sex ring...
Trick question. First night kill him in his sleep. It's a win win!
Oh my god yes PLEASE
JOKES ON YOU I'M A HOBO
You guys seriously need to settle down if the first thing you think is "oh can i kill him" like thats pretty messed up.
As long as i can torture then kill him, im fine with that...
Is this an app orrrr?
He lives with you but it doesn't say anything about not killing him or keeping him in the dragon filled dungeon...what?