Hold on let me check my gaydar... OK just let me adjust it... Here we are - scanning beard... Nope all clear no gay detected....... Hold-err-hold on - what is this.. Im getting something.. Oh god-OH GOD... ITS FVCKING MASSIVE.. WHAT IS THIS SHJT ITS HUGE.. It's EVERYWHERE.. OH GOD HEL-ARRRRGHBLUA...
@retired hitman, told ya it's the haircut
@retired hitman, well with a beard like that, he'll be getting more pussy than he can handle, what you're seeing here is just the waiting room, so the girls can get warmed up without him. (Jk he's probably holding them for his mom)
@retired hitman, I read that in a South Park kind of connotation. Especially the end.
No but that haircut does
@dr sheep, I thought the shower full of penises was a dead giveaway
@Barnacle MAN, yeah, itd be pretty HARD not to notice them.
Plot twist: he's staying over at his girlfriend's place.
Nope, straight as a circle.
Funny story me and my friend had gone into a sex shop.....high..... and struck up a conversation with a girl that worked there.... I pointed out a super huge dildo and laughed at it. She went on to mention that she has the same one at home and gets offended when people make fun of her dildo..... I felt so bad I ended up buying it .....best ....decision...EVER
Aaaaaand night shift
The one in his hand and across his shoulder...I've seen some things, man... dark things...I...I have to go now, my therapist is calling.
Any things a dildo if you're brav.... Wait. Damn it.
@Rathalos, Don't dash out in this one just yet, pal; bravery is still required with those behemoths...
Wait a minute, where is the camera? What sorcery is this?!
Something in this picture makes me wet
Oh that's certainly a nice collection... what exactly are those good sir?
@Guildmage Marie, what the fvck do they look like? They're loofahs 👍
@Jcisbp, oh thank you good sir.. I though they were swords for adults..to those adult who still play with swords
@Guildmage Marie, you're never too old for swords!
No.. but taking a selfie in the bathroom does..
Nope, not at all.... As you were
No, but those dildos do.
No.. but taking a selfie in the bathroom does
Those things are huge! I hope they're just for show...
Sooooo wheres the camera? He's obviously not holding a camera, so does he have a dildo camera? And that arouses (heh heh) the question, what would he be using that in the future for? O- oh god. No. I think I need to sleep now. *sobs self to sleep*
27 July 2014 #27July2014
Zangief need outlet for frustration over breakup with Dhalsim. Zangief just don't know what to do.