*Proceeds to have three successive and tragic strokes, and is rushed to the hospital*
@airguitarpro, *is the woman metioned in meme* WHY U STOP I SAID KEEP GOIN
Can't relate. My hand doesn't say that.
@MARIOX16, yeah Palmela Handerson isn't very talkative
You no draw face w/ lipstick?
@Personal Jesus, Chelsea Handler
@Facey McFaceless, Amy Palmer and her five sisters
@Personal Jesus, the five callus sisters?
@Channing Taintum , nice, I haven't heard that one
@Channing Taintum, Handalina Jolie, Jennifinger Handiston, Lindsey Lohand, Morhand Freeman
I just go in and kinda move my hips in a circle. My wife likes it and I get a little more time.
@docsimmons, I am definitely going to have to try that this weekend!
3...2...1... Nutt off
~Just keep pumping, just keep pumping~
I'm sooo close. I'm like a God. Damn. Gigolo. Ready to burst, and she says "three more minutes AT LEAST"
Man, when that happens, you man the fvck up and do it no matter how unholyly that feels, it's your woman man
My man goes cleans up and we go at it again!!
You gotta dig deep and get that job done.
Just make a groaning sound and blow your nose onto her back
@DarkSock, what does that even do loool