At first I thought it said there should be a 9/11 for lonely people......
@Zeus Laser, Natural selection will take its course with the stupid ones too, no need to worry.
@Zeus Laser, step 1. Gather all the lonely people in a building. step 2. Ask where they come from. step 3. Crash a plane into that building. Step 4. ????? Step 5. Profit
@EmperorNoriJun, beat me to it.
@Zeus Laser, can happiness melt steel hatred
@EmperorNoriJun, where's mention of steel beams and jet fuel?
@EmperorNoriJun, I think step 4 is collecting their life insurances
@Orange Sherbert, step 4 become funeral director.
*repeatedly calls 922 for free pizza*
@BloopBloop, *repeatedly calls 922, no one picks up*
@BloopBloop, Answers with: "Mmm..what are you wearing baby?"
Return with: "Ef you bjtch. I just want pizza."
*dials 922 when he meant to dial 911*
"922 what's you're emergency"
"HELP MY WIFE IS IN LABOR"
"It's alright buddy, managing a relationship is a full time job, I hear ya"
"OH GOD HER WATER BROKE"
"You might wanna get that checked out, I know a plumber"
Is this not what prostitutes are for?
@Ford9863, prostitutes are pricy
@HolyCatchphrase, not the handicapped ones
@Ford9863, also, they're unlikely to bring pizza
I need this for reasons you can probably guess.
Why are we not funding this! !!!!!
Yeah it's known as the suicide hotline...
That's why there's a website called Rent-A-Friend, duh.
It's called 1-900 number, girls on the line get really friendly for $5 the first minute and then $2:50 for additional minutes.
They have this, already. They're called call girls. But they won't bring pizza and might not like Lord of the Rings...so, yeah maybe we need the 922 number
I feel as though they would get more calls then 911
7 cups of tea. Check it out. It's a website where you can anonymously chat with someone about you problems. Big or small.
Yet we still fight over healthcare.