This is not a selfie...
@brathosan, maybe they're all magic
@His Infernal Majesty, black magic
@Green Blue Panda , Charles is really scraping the bottom of the barrel
@His Infernal Majesty, "welcome to professor Xavier's school for gifted youngsters, what do you do?"
"Um, I can take selfies from, like, 2 feet away without holding the phone."
"I can float half an inch off the ground."
@brathosan, AND THIS ISN'T A MOON
@brathosan, I was thinking the same thing. I also thought that when I open the comments someone better have said this.
@Meth SacFarlane, “Congratulations! You’re both X-Men! Now go train in my own personal death trap!”
Must be those new Air...Jordans.
@Tek Osirus, This neede more upvotes.
@KingofFunnypics, The King hath spoken!
That's what happens when you wear enough Nike
If that's a selfie, I've got a couple questions...
Because his shoes are so fly.
Cuz.... The booty.... Out of this world??
@AdrianBrody, is it though...?
@MayITakeYourHatSir, I reckon, what else would lift a man's spirit like that?
Hey can I take an anti selfie of you?
Sorry but he isn't the soles blend in with the ground...
It's Magic Johnson and his magic j's
When your people need you but you don't want to go.
N then this David Blaine ass muther fvcker shows up
Sh|t man! Floating's cool, get off his back.
@Ewok612, I wanna ride.
Look at his shadow. Obvi theres a skateboard