I told my son girls don't have a penis because they pee and poop at the same time like birds... I'm a horrible father
@His Infernal Majesty, umm
@His Infernal Majesty, I think you misspelled awesome
@His Infernal Majesty, a little bit. But horrible people make the best stories happen.
@His Infernal Majesty, Wait. They DONT pee and poop at the same time??
@Girl With a Penis, you've been waiting for this moment for so long haven't you?
@Lord Commander Snow, I've had many moments, this being one of them
What a load of shjt.
@The Handlebar , that's a shįtty joke
What if I told you their poop is white with black in it?
@His Infernal Majesty, or is it black with white in it?
@His Infernal Majesty, that means the car was black and white
@Ronald McDolan, yes
@DarkLordMrMeowmers, the car was white with black in it.
I'm dating @Your Grandmas tits
@BeefBlazing , There you are you magnificent bàstard.
@The Handlebar , oh rly
@BeefBlazing , I was told you like Diablo 3. Tell me does YGT think you're as much a diablo in bed as you are in the game?
@The Handlebar , yes of course
@BeefBlazing , You must really like sags and wrinkles. That's quite a fetish.
@The Handlebar , bananas are delicious
@BeefBlazing , Maybe you should share your banana with YGT.
@The Handlebar , I already did
@BeefBlazing , Then it looks like it's time to give her your blazing beef.
@BeefBlazing , Apple's are life
She lets me milk her
@The Handlebar , Apple's are life
She lets me milk her
@BeefBlazing , I hope they're Gala apples.
@The Handlebar , yep
@BeefBlazing , And that milk better be raw. Pasteurization burns off a lot of nutrients.
@The Handlebar , it is
@BeefBlazing , we've been expecting you, Ulises.
@BeefBlazing , wassup bitch! Welcome to a very uncomfortable anal pounding! Hope you like truffle butter!
@BeefBlazing , nah jk, welcome to FP! Enjoy the ride
@Taquito Speedo, I'm just a rebel 😎
@Barnacle MAN, dood, you can't say his real name on here!
@Taquito Speedo, damn right
@Barnacle MAN, you also don't wait for the "1m" to show up before commenting........rebel
Guys, I literally after about one and a half years just figured out how to activate my account.
What if bird poop is neither black nor white, but only appears that way because of contrast? And why does that bird have a dog skull on its face?
Fun fact when the poop is white it's actually not poop. It is bird piss.
And when you see me on the road, I'll fly right in front of you.
Whoa man, you can poop whatever you want...here take my wallet too
Active camouflage is broken.
Ok sure, whatever you want, here's my wallet
Pigeon $hit it color coordinated
What if it's grey?
That's one bad-ass pigeon. (I wonder if that sentence has ever been uttered before.)
I haven't seen black bird poop yet
Nature is beautiful.