When I was younger, my mom would always come into my room without knocking. One day, she entered while I was pursuing some pornographic material on the Internet.
Okay, fine. I was jerkin' it.
Anyway, instead of panicking, I turned my head and stared right at her, without removing my hand.
"What's up?" I asked, nonchalantly. I made no attempt to cover myself or close the browser. My mother stammered, blushed, sputtered, and slammed the door behind her.
She never again entered my room without knocking.
True story. 🕵
@I Are Lebo, dads always knock. They know what might be happening behind the door. And i had my computer behind the door when it was open for that reason or i had the screen facing away from the door on a desk
@fetus meatus, next time just tell your whole family you will be watching extreme hardcore porn and just leave the door open and put it on full blast and they will never come in your room ever again.
@I Are Lebo, lol, i did the same thing
@Doughnut Boy, that too will work
Calm down there odeipus
@Cabbage Kart Guy, not many people will get that but I do. Kudos
@Dragondoot, if even a portion that don't know take the time to look it up and learn something I consider it a win
@Dragondoot, I mean a lot of public high schools teach it
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, i read that as pubic
@Cabbage Kart Guy, not to be a fun killer, but didn't Oedipus claw his eyes out when he found out the truth?
@Angel of Chaos, yes. And his mother committed suicide
@Cabbage Kart Guy, he also killed his blood father by sticking a spear through him.
@Cabbage Kart Guy, If someone hadn't already said it I would have lol
Not to be racist or anything. But. I love watching porn
@GiggityQuagmire7, thats perfect lol
Don't most people have that problem... Or is it only me
@dravin, calm down freud
@cockwomble, I'm the real dravin
Oh I see... *shrivels up and dies*
Oh... Oh no
Wow. I've never seen a pictures comments with so many upvotes and not a single downvote.
That's why I love this community.
Jensen Ackles caught ME masturbating.
@ Patalie Nortman, dang. I'd invite him to join me.
You think of your mom while you masturbate?