Lol, earlier today I was at my aunts house with my parents. I sensed my bowels rumble and knew an FP update arrived. I stayed for what apparently was an extended amount of time, and I hear them roasting me in the living room. I had a little walk of shame coming back cuz I knew they were still gonna talk shjt. And they did.
Bottom line: love my family, but hate my luck
I know this is unrelated to the pic but Undertale fans will like this. Call (336)4946276 for an undertale reference!
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@peabeetheanimeneko , dude that's my area code... Noice!
@peabeetheanimeneko , that's my area code too!
@peabeetheanimeneko , i dunno what it is.
@NovaTheBrony, and i'm afraid to call.
@peabeetheanimeneko , its fcken gaster, at like 2:26 of waiting he says "Don-" im gunna see if anyone has waited for more than 7 minutes. holy crap that scared me though lol
@peabeetheanimeneko , i posted about this on reddit /r/undertale, try and see if you can get anything from the other phone numbers lol
@peabeetheanimeneko , didnt give the name of the post :p Dexios_Divine "The real life phone call hidden message"
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I'd super bang Louise lane
@InsanityWolf404, who's Louise lane but I know Lois Lane
@Fat cow, its Lois' sister. Have a super threesome
@Fat cow, yes
F that. Do you know how awesome it would be Superman? All the lives you can save? Being able to fly to Mars and back etc.?!?!
Fly into the sun to become super powerful and pretend I'm a super Saiyan
I would take over the world wait I already did that
Take down all terrorist organizations, claim commission from global governments. Claim all credit, revealing secret identity. Get tons of tail, fame, and fortune. Seriously why does Superman have a secret identity if he can stop literally anybody from hurting his people?
@Welcommatt, also, once I take care of all the most known evil people/organizations in the world, I would probably sell my skills and take the place of an entire construction crew, building skyscrapers in a matter of hours.
@Welcommatt, you say these things, I do not think you know how difficult it is to do them. Even as superman. He doesn't have a super ability to tell him which ones are terrorists and which ones aren't. Goodluck superman, getting bogged down in the middle east for the next 100 years.
@BunnyGruff, I mean, at least he's got them time, supes has a Hella long life span
@BunnyGruff, I dunno, I've seen his super hearing let him single out a conversation while he was literally orbiting the planet. Granted, he would have to learn a new language for any terrorist group's spoken language (Arabic, in case of the Middle East) but after that he would just hear any conversation incriminating somebody to terrorism and take the people out.
@BunnyGruff, he can fly faster than the speed of light...and hear sounds from earth while 26 light years away (somehow hearing sounds, through empty space)...
Process to stop all terrorists:
1) listen for 5 minutes.
2) zip around and instantly kill everyone who was planning a terrorist attack.
3) repeat the above two steps for like a day, maybe two.
4) 99.9% of all terrorists are dead.
5) every day after, spend like 5 minutes listening at random times of the day, and if needed kill any terrorist.
I could come up with more complicated plans (I.e. Use the fact I could travel faster than light to allow me to travel back in time and stop all terrorists while they're babies...)
@Welcommatt, ah yes, definitely should take out anyone for what they say. It'll be like the thought police. That always works out.
@talmet, thought police AND messing with time paradoxes? Extremely well thought out I must say.
Even the FBI sets up an actual deal to see if the terrorist is willing to go through with it. Before then they don't charge them with anything. If superman started blatantly killing people for what they said, there would be riots everywhere. Now sure, personally I don't mind superman just killing everyone who talks about terrorizing people, but the majority of people would think that's taking it too far. Thought police never works. And it becomes especially tricky when an illegal alien kills a US citizen in America for something they said. That would end up in an arrest warrant for superman. Man I'm really starting to understand why Batman wants to fight superman.
@talmet, (also scientifically it isn't proven that there even is a "back in time" as far as we know, time might as well just stop once you hit the speed of light)
@BunnyGruff, key word was PLANNING a terrorist attack. Not talking about it...I like to think superman or myself would be able to discern between the two. Hell, he's fast enough and his super hearing is powerful enough that he could stop them every time they're in the process of commuting terrorism.
@BunnyGruff, time stops if you travel at the speed of light. If you could travel faster, you go back in time...that's a very obvious result of the theory of relativity.
It's something you can see just from Einstein's thought experiment about traveling away from a clock on a light beam.
Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up as his mother to prevent his birth
Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up as batman
I would kill all my enemies by ripping their hearts out.
I dont hate batman because of who he is, it's because of his fans who try to make him out to be a bigger hero than he really is. Realistically, Batman would be on the same level as Spiderman or Aquaman. The only reason he is even considered close to superman's level is because of his big fan base
The first thing I would do is kill the whales
As a female i would have to day pee standing up or jump up and down with a stiffy
I would tell him 5 more minutes...
Wish I was wolverine, then fly around drunk
I'd fly to the corner store and buy some Doritos
When does the anti-spoiler pack for Star Wars end