Fifty Shades of Rey
@Angry Beaver, I'm not even going to try and beat that one
@Angry Beaver, Fifty Shades of- dammit
@Angry Beaver, goddammit 😂
@Angry Beaver,Stormtrooper: I will lock the door, and tighten your restraints. Rey: and drop your trousers to the ground? Stormtrooper: And drop my trousers to the ground👌🏻
@Joecaliboy, Fun fact: The actor who played that trooper was Daniel Craig and the troopers ID is 007
@Angry Beaver, #bestcomments
@A Studly Muffin, there's something else you can beat ;)
*spins dick furiously*
@KaijuKoitus, You spin me right round baby, right round
@KaijuKoitus, the first trooper that will actually hit something *wink*
@KaijuKoitus, also notmeatspin.com
@KaijuKoitus, *dick goes limp* TRAITOR!!!
@KaijuKoitus, how does this not have more upvotes?
I would watch the FVCK out of this version
@Glorious Grapefruit, I would fvck the watch out of this version... wait what?
@TheBronzeKneecap, I would charge the watch out of this version
@Glorious Grapefruit, it's probably on the booby-sites. I know the "original" trilogy has a parody.
Rey: .... What?
If only TR-8R hadn't died for our spins, he could've given her his baton.
She must have figured out he's James Bond
Now this is how you use mind tricks
Fun fact: The stormtrooper in this scene was played by Daniel Craig
Well it is007 you know
The names Bond stormtrooper bond.
Bypass her compressor
*TR-8R pokes head through door* * gives thumbs up*
hey its 007
007 gets all of the Reys
Boing *instant erection*
"Stop! My pen!s can only get so erect!"
Random fun fact: the stormtrooper that Rey mind-tricked was called JB-007. And was played by Daniel Craig.
I'll loosen those restraints.
I mean James bond is devilishly handsome and erotic sooo it's not too unexpected
*Ding!* what was that?!