I did, and chicks just said "put that thing back were it came from or so help me!"
@KaijuKoitus, SO HELP ME! and cut!
@jouze, it was so bad they even turned it into a song and dance number
@KaijuKoitus, *claps* that was beautiful
@KaijuKoitus, well you are a kaiju right?
@Dephenistrator, Damn right I am 😎👉👉
If you don't, then you're ugly. Sorry bruh
@Smash Like Gaston, damn Patrick, you're rude
@Jonathan Quick, I'm just really not feeling nice lately.
@Smash Like Gaston, lol it's cool man. Been watching more Archer?
@Jonathan Quick, is there ever a time I shouldn't be watching archer?... You know.. Besides when I should be being a parent
@Smash Like Gaston, eh just have your kids watch archer with you!
@Jonathan Quick, sooooo..... Don't call me a bad parent.. But my oldest daughter loves archer
@Smash Like Gaston, pft, bad? More like terrific!
@Jonathan Quick, she is 4. And says danger zone. Doesn't know what it means. But says it.
@Smash Like Gaston, she will eventually and love you for it
@Smash Like Gaston, Don't forget to teach her the real hero of that show.
@Barry Dylan, goddamn it Barry. Did it hurt when you fell? Cuz, it looked like it hurt
@Smash Like Gaston, Nah, heaven wasn't that high up. Was it other Barry? ;)
@Barry Dylan, lol oh jeez. Well I'm glad you broke your legs in the fall then
You were right, the teacher loved it. *makes being homeschooled joke*
@CueXFilesTheme, *cue X files theme*
Happy April Fools Day!
@I am Ice Bear, happy April fools day to you too!
@I am Ice Bear, HA, APRIL FOOLS
Monster blow job too
@ihatecums, your name only adds to your comment
Laid flat by a well-deserved bully punch to the nose 👍🏼
I got laid the second i brought it to the counter
"In unrelated news, preteen pregnancy rates have skyrocketed due to a recent fashion trend. Find out more at 6."
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS INSTANT AND CHECK OUT CORNHUB.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl said "that's an interesting back pack," I said "that's how I go down," ...I need bail money
In all honesty not a huge fan of the lunch box, love the backpack though
My first account go hacked... goodbye all my tops. I'll miss you.
@BlurredLimes v2, BlurredLimes 2: BlurredLimes Harder
@Marshal Bowdrie, BlurredLimes 2: BlurredLimier
@BlurredLimes v2, how does your funny pics get hacked?
@RobotFrog21, no clue, but my password no longer works and my email isnt linked to it anymore.