Guess that means I'm marrying the waitress.
@Sirnick464, 😞 I can never get my food to cum
@CYNBEL, i just marry the repost? Did i make funny?
@Sirnick464, the waitress will never marry you Charlie
@Sirnick464, at first I thought, that's adorable! Then I realized what you meant...
@Sirnick464, marry the one who cums in your food. The chef.
...Why am I taking the advice of a praying mantis??
@Imaginaut, we've already taken several good advices from other animals. Why not a mantis?
@Snowy Poutine, *lifts finger and goes to say something*
Intense excitement, then disappointment and a tinge of shame when the waiter takes it a different table?
Why don't I just marry a taco?
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Why not marry the waitress that brings you the food and gives u that feeling. 😉
Can happily say that my fiancée fits this.
@Ajunta Pall, is she a waitress
Don't marry. You just end up in pain.
Like when you see something go by that looks better than what you ordered
I come baring food all the time.
Thanks Facebook. Now leave.
How about you just merry the person you love? It's that simple no?
Or, cut out the middle man and marry thr food.