Story time! I was on Student Council when I was in Grade 10 and a group chat was made on facebook. Near the end of the year, I was removed from Student Council by the principal (a misunderstanding, not important). When I was removed from the chat, the Messenger app decided to glitch, and I could still see all messages people sent. I decided to listen to what they had to say about me. The general consensus was that I wasn't everyone's favourite person. During this conversation, a council member said something to the likes of "I can still see his icon showing that he's seen the messages." Another person said "me too, I'm scared."
At this point, I wanted to let them know exactly what I thought, when I discovered that I could still send messages. After the "I'm scared" message, I wrote, "You should be."
When this happened, they kicked me off the chat for good, but they now know that I heard what they said about me, and they can never take that away from me.
Sorry for the long post.
@HFSA, congratulations they played themselves
@HFSA, I mean honestly they were bashing you, they deserved. That was a good response though
@HFSA, thank you for that story i got a damn good laugh out of it
@HFSA, where's my potato to go along with the long post?
I just got the new iPhone layout update, and panicked about the scrolling layout until I saw we could switch back to traditional tiles. Maybe I'm a traditionalist, but I prefer the tiles.
Thanks Stuck Pixel for giving us the option either way though!
@GrumpyKat, HOW?!? Help please I don't like it
@GrumpyKat, yeah the scrolling thing is sh1t. If I wanted that I'd go to instagram
@IrrelevantSax, Go to the more section and there you should see the option to view the pics as thumbnails.
@MisterSir, THANK YOU
@GrumpyKat, yeahh...i havent gotten it..do you have pro? I just deleted and reinstalled the app and i am not seeing this new layout or anything. Iphone 6, running 9.3, funnypics 3.5 released april 19th. I dont understand.
@GrumpyKat, used to have an iPhone. Switched over to android at Christmas. This app is the only downside to that.
@Captain Mal, i thought about switching to samsung 7 edge. I want to see the new iphone first. Maybe its waterproof.
@Blackfrost273, I got the s6 active. I heard it's better to avoid the edge. They're more expensive and tyne screen is more fragile.
@Captain Mal, good to know
@Taquito Speedo, seen 6:56pm
Guys, I humbly request the community's help. I need as many pick up lines that are both funny and flirtatious for tomorrow and I realised there's no better group to ask for help then you guys. This would mean a lot for my and possibly my peni$ and I hope to get some great responses.
Sorry for the long post, thank you
@The unZipper, "Which lips do you want me to kiss?"
@The unZipper, "bitch, make me a chicken pot pie"
@The unZipper, Does this rag smell like chloroform??
@The unZipper, "The CIA is looking for my penis. Do you have anywhere I could hide it?"
@The unZipper, my love for you is like diarrhea, it never stops.
@The unZipper, ask. do you want a kiss? Have bag full of Hershey kisses in your pocket, so you are prepared for anything.
@The unZipper, drink this and get in the van
@The unZipper, Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
@The unZipper, I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
@The unZipper, ask "do you have any raisins? (Hopefully she says no) Then how about a date?"
@The unZipper, girl are you my tax return? Because you confuse me and I'm not sure how you work but I know I should do you
@The unZipper, Is your name Jasmine? 'Cause I'm going to show you a whole new world.
@The unZipper, girl are you my final exam? Because you got me all nervous n thinkin' bout my future
@The unZipper, this link might be better.
@The unZipper, nice to see you, now lets bang.
@The unZipper, I'm not actually this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.
@The unZipper, some of these may already have been posted, but here's a good few:
Is it a burden being that beautiful?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to practice?
What does it feel like to be the most attractive person in the room?
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You really shouldn't wear makeup, it's messing with perfection.
I'd use a line on you, but I'm too intimidated by your beauty.
Something's wrong with my eyes- I can't take them off you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
(Lines that are a bit bolder):
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I don't care whether they're real- they're magnificent.
Just exactly where do those legs of yours end?
@The unZipper, Now here are some specifically designed for seeking coitus-
When I think of you, it's X-rated.
I just learned the most acrobatic new sexual technique. Would you like to try it?
You won't have to wait for my call tomorrow if you sleep over.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
Let's make out to see if you taste as good as you look.
Also, is there a specific type of setting in which or person on which you want to use these lines?
@The unZipper, "want to know why they call me the unZipper?"
@The unZipper, walk up to her with a bunch of limes and drop them at her feet. Keep trying to pick them up, but keep dropping them until you finally look her in the eye and say, "Sorry, I'm really bad at pickup limes". Alternatively, there's also "I put the STD in stud, all I need is you."
@The unZipper, Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
@The unZipper, you're like my little toe, I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
@The unZipper, the word of the day is "legs"
Why don't you help me spread it?
Are you a computer because I wanna stick my USB into your port.
@The unZipper, or really dramatically fall over and say, "Oops, I guess I've fallen for you!"
I know it feels like somebody's watching me.
That looks like poison sumac