The hostess of her bridge club got a last minute call from one of the players that she was sick. Unable to get a replacement on such short notice, she drafted her husband, a mediocre player with an attitude.
During the game, he got up and went to the bathroom, leaving the door ajar. Everyone listened as he urinated into the toilet.
Embarrassed, his wife called out, "John, would you please close the door!"
John's partner said, "Never mind, it's the first time since we started playing that I've known what the man has in his hand!"
@daily joke, I feel like this would be funny if I knew how to play bridge...
@J0hn L3nn0n, maybe replace bridge with Poker?
@The Aussie, but can I Poker in the Bridge?
@theshadosnipe,why dont you try to poker under the bridge
It looks like HE brought her breakfast in bed, the dude burnt the toast
So..the face you make you when he's tryin' to be sweet and you love him but he's so useless he can't even master the toaster
@RhettandLink, that's me by definition
@Taquito Speedo, NU UH! You can use the toaster beautifully ❤
@RhettandLink, *streches* ahhhh well its time for a nice bath and some toast
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, haha yeah, cause nothing bad could happen in that scenario
Just kidding kids, don't take a bath and make toast
@RhettandLink, thanks babe 😘
Is that Marcus Rojo?
Marco Rojo is the most injury prone player on Manchester United
@Velocitaptor, you forgot Matt Shaw then 😂
@Unkle77, Uhm, do you mean Luke Shaw??
@Velocitaptor, sh|t yeah. I feel stupid now. Matt Shaw is our account manager of one of our suppliers
@Unkle77, Dont even trip. GGMU
Y'all motherf*ckers need Alton brown to show you how to cook
It's terrible cause one of them has to eat that shjt or the other will start to doubt their love for them
Where are they? Paraguay? Brazil?
@Thisguyy, judging by the drink she's holding, i think it's spain.
I don't even have anyone that loves me :*(
This does not need to be retoasted.
I love this toast.
Anyone else drink chimarrao?
The face you make when she's beautiful and you love her but she can't suck djck very well
Guess she'll have to retoast