Another fork it is.
@Chris Handsome, actually I wanna spoon 🌚
@Mr Sarcastic, my god how do you live with yourself
@Chris Handsome, you'd make a great genie
@Mr Sarcastic, spooning leads to forking. Good choice.
@Pizzazz, puns like that lead to knifing.
@Angular Notspice, you sword to never do that again.
A weight watchers membership.
That's right, Emma Watson!
@Huffman880, DANG IT I SHOULD HAVE SAID A DIET COKE
Guys, you do realize if Trump wins over Clinton, he won't be able to build the wall, deport all muslisms, etc. unless Congress/senate signs off on it? I'm voting Trump #LameDuck2016 (for those unfamiliar with the term, a lame duck president is one that basically doesn't do anything)
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, yeah kind of. Bush certainly was a lame duck at the end of his second term.
@Pizzazz, exactly, except Trump would be for his entire term
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, I don't know. He seems sketchy. I wouldn't give him the chance. Hillary, too.
@Pizzazz, we're screwed either way, at least Clinton would be able to manipulate some stuff. Trump would just get shut down a lot
Another Genie that will give me 3 more wishes.
Me: A coke. Genie: I don't have coke is Pepsi okay?
@Jar Of Dirt, Eww to both. I want Rock & Rye Faygo.
Wish granted. I've taken a wild guess
@SocialJusticeWario, 4 tons of Mexican black tar heroin and I've called the cops
@DankBeamsSteelMemes, I like your name how hot do your memes burn exactly?
@SocialJusticeWario, about 1000K, but that's on a day when the Pepes are ESPECIALLY dank.
@DankBeamsSteelMemes, this is how bored I am I looked up what 1000K is equivalent to. Your memes are about as hot as molten magma mid-eruption. Please for the safety of us all only use your dank memes with the utmost responsibility. With great dank comes great responsibility.
Should've wished for a bigger cheesecake
Why not "Cheesecakes whenever I want them." as your first wish?
When you see a meme that's actually pretty funny but you can't upvote it because you've seen it before
Couldn't the first wish just be for infinite cheescakes?
Obviously more wishes
I want a babe with cheesecake ON him. Win.