A guy walks into a bar washroom and sees a four foot tall man in a bright green tuxedo using one of the urinals. The guy uses the other one, and as he's peeing, he realizes this little man has the biggest penis he's ever seen in his life.
He says "hey, I'm couldn't help but notice, you're hung like a horse. What's your secret? That can't be natural."
The little man says, in a thick Irish accent, "that's because I'm a leprechaun. All of us leprechauns have huge penises."
"Right..... Okay." The guy says, dubiously.
"I can prove it. The thing about leprechaun penis is, if you get fücked by one, you get one. So if you let me fück you in the arsehole, your pecker will grow to be as big as mine!"
The man thinks it over for a few minutes before deciding to go with it. So he locks the washroom door, drops his pants, and the little man mounts him.
They're going at it, and the guy lets out a cry. "I can't believe a leprechaun is fücking me!"
"I can't believe you believe I'm a leprechaun!"
@I Are Lebo, I'm rather impressed I managed that. That post was at the exact character limit.
.....now I'm disappointed in myself that that's a point of pride for me. 😖
@I Are Lebo, I liked because I enjoyed the story, but also because you wrote all that. Props my dude!
@The Peepnd, I can't tell jokes on Twitter. The character limit is way too small. 😋
@I Are Lebo, I heard this before but still funny af
@I Are Lebo, Well funny pics is where we come for the slightly funny pics, but the great community comments!
@I Are Lebo, here's a different source of pride you have both top comments
@I Are Lebo, I didn't even know there was a character limit
@I Are Lebo, maybe if you let a leprechaun fvck your Twitter in the asshole it would be longer
@Original Commentor, that is awesome.
Its also not my first time doing so. 🤗
This triggers and oppresses and offends me and rustles my jimmies
I'll just say there's a difference between a using mythical creature to sell a kids cereal, and using a house slave to sell honey. But that's just my opinion
Did somebody say jack? Next round's on me boys!
@GreenF7, hell yeah!
Unless you call them Scottish. Hooo boy, that can get 'em mad!
A bunch of idiots got Speedy Gonzales taken off the air. Mexicans complained until he was put back on.
Well you yanks did call a drink "Irish car bomb" which pissed people off because it was a reminder of the troubles.
@Nosurrender, make a drink called an "American mass shooting" or a "9/11" and see the reactions
As a Crowley of Ireland, I approve this message.
America is supposed to be the tough country and yet we get offended by everything we see.
@Martian Manhunter , because we have too much freedom, we're allowed the opportunity to get angry.
@Martian Manhunter , The real problem is people think they can say whatever they want without repercussions. Not enough people are acquainted with the phrase, "come outcha mouth get popped in it".
Take me with you
I am Irish, can confirm.
How do you deal with those kids trying to take your lucky charms?
@Peridot, it's simple, if someone mistakes you for a joyful little leprechaun, you give them a reason to not make that mistake again.
We cannot give a shjt about stuff like this.
Being irish, I can confirm this. Lucky charms tasted pretty good too
Don't scare me like that