That doesn't make any sense! Our government is full of them!
@WillyWanker, are you wearing a cape?
@WillyWanker, And jokers to the right
@Captain Mal, NO CAPES
@WillyWanker, "we even looked in Washington for you! It was filled with clowns, just not the funny kind!"
@Cabbage Salesman, they're were funny looking ones though. ESPECIALLY the orange loud one
@Captain Mal, no, only a thong I borrowed from TaquitoSpeedo
@WillyWanker, that's because not all heroes wear capes.
@Captain Mal, touché
@WillyWanker, there was a clown convention just the other day too! CNN even covered it for like 3 days!
but my class just graduated! How can that be??
Make clowns great again
@Donald Trump, noooooo they are so wrong
@RhettandLink, you know what they say about a guy with big feet?
- Might be a clown.
You know what they say about a guy with small hands?
- Hand size means nothing. He probably has a Yuuuge package. Yep, that's what they say. Trust me.
They're all running for president.. ahahahahahahaha. amirite?
@copdeeznutz, more like waddling because they're mostly fat
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER
@RhettandLink, you're welcome babe 😘 (shjt I wish I was responsible for this actually)
@Taquito Speedo, there's a movie out called The Clown..let's watch it! You have to hold me and tell me how it was though cause imma cover my eyes like a leettle beeeech
@RhettandLink, is there really? And really? You wanna watch it? Baby, I'll be holding you, rubbing your shoulder, kissing your head, telling you how much I love you. And as you're burying your head in my chest, I'll whisper "left pocket", to which you'll find a sippy pouch container of Starbucks and a Baggie of white chocolate
@Taquito Speedo, You. Are. Amazing. ❤❤❤
This is the Denver news... It's gotten useless since legalization...
@obtuse gopher, you think that is bad, I'm still trying to figure out how Fox 4 and 5 were legalized in Texas. I get more useful information from SNL newscast than I do hearing about some mythical wall to keep out illegals/undocumented denizens from Mexico by trump or Hillary not being guilty for her command in Benghazi.
Don't worry there under your sewers and in your nightmares if you need more.
@Ray213, then where should I worry?
Just ask your local member of congress instead. Same thing
@BlackLightning, Nah they're not very funny.
My people are calling
On a serious note real quick: big apple circus might be going out of business and they're a non-profit that does a lot for kids. They're centered in Boston and usually do tours but are running out of funds and need some help. If it comes up in conversation could you guys help spread the word? They need donations
Yeah because this bozo is on the news!
That's a good thing
Clown lives matter
*shoves them I America to die*
I'm from the future to tell you that this was fixed in the worst possible way.
They are all at the RNC
My people need me
They are all running for office
I thought Donald Trump and his team was the solution to this most tragic news.
Have you checked Cleveland?
Where's John Wayne Gacy at when you need him.