The book closet is WAY too heavy.
@Toad, is it the pocket book edition for understanding women?
@KaijuKoitus, vol.1 in 3 parts right? I have part 2
*looks around, the closest book is the bible*
"Well this is going to be interesting"
@totally a girl, well?!
@totally a girl, "Thou shalt not lie with a beast as one lies with a woman."
That's enough reading for today...
@DividedAlliance, too lazy to grab a bible and check. Is that realy what it says?
@An Everyday Penguin, I was much too lazy to grab a bible as well. Luckily, lies take nearly 0 effort at all.
I think it even says that in the bible somewhere, I know I skimmed over a part about lying.
@DividedAlliance, brb gonna check
@An Everyday Penguin, if I weren't so darn lazy I'd give you an award for all the hard work and effort.
But... well, ya know...
@DividedAlliance, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! Sparky and I are very happy together
@An Everyday Penguin, Mine said "If a man strikes someone with an iron object so that he dies, he is a murderer; the murderer shall be put to death."
@Agent Upvote, KJV?
@An Everyday Penguin, Mine is a teen study bible, so I guess it's not really the same...
@Agent Upvote, they are all pretty much the same just worded differently
@HentaiFan, Judah and Simeon Conquer the Land... so it looks like I'm getting lucky
"He was five years old."
I guess I'm going to jail.
*grabs closest book*
There is no page 206...
@KaijuKoitus, you need the closet book, not closest. Hope you enjoy skeletons in your bed.
@Sweet or Sour, I was trying yo ignore that spelling error, but I see you're not going to allow that.
@notMrWonka, but page 42 is the meaning of life, how can you pass on that???
@KaijuKoitus, so you are with me.
No love life for us
If you want me to grab a book, spell closest correctly.
@Jeancul, You don't have a closet book?
@GreenF7, I only have a closet full of gay people that don't want to get out of it. They say that they are not ready yet.
"I'm afraid i broke some furniture. The chain snapped and, well... I'll pay for it, of course. Some of the walls are scratches, too." (Skulduggery Pleasant, Mortal coil. Book 5)
"The checking powers of Congress also apply to the legislative branch." Am I doing this right?
@K1lgore, you go both ways.
None of the books I read go that high *pulls out Dr Seues cat in the hat**
@Your Darkest Secret, just add up the pages until it's 206...cat in the hat is like 63 pages (don't ask me why I know). So go to page 17.
"Although this is probably not the first U.S. zombie attack, it is the first to be recorded."
@Unicorn456, thats sad.
There were bodies strewn about: the four men who tried to throw him in the fire, were dead, one a charred meaty skeleton, the others with holes the size of hands in their backs.
@Official Ice Bear, I didn't even know it was that vad
"Tyler got me a job waiting tables, and now he's sticking a gun in my mouth and telling me the first step to eternal life is you have to die" (Palahniuk 1).
@The New Night Guard, "She didn't ask any questions." (Chima 206)
Page 206 is just a picture of a beast spitting fire at an elf while she projects a force shield.
@Ewok612, you have an std and its been awile, but you were nice enough to wear a condom?
@Ewok612, what book is that from?
"What do you mean I'm pregnant?!"
Uhhh this better not be my love life.
@TheGingerSnap, IT WAS ME, DIO!
This doesn't work with "what to expect when you're expecting"...it says something about making someone dust the house for you.
@torielynn3, been a while? Got cobwebs?
@notMrWonka, hahaha well obviously not considering I am knocked up and reading that book, but I still appreciate the comment for what it is ;)
"... circulation through the tissues, the blood at this time contains very little oxygen and much carbon dioxide." - Forensics Texrbook
"She said, watching a man slumped against a wall attempting to strange himself" well okay then 0.0
"... What if I think to kill you now?"
"Hey now! Are you sadder now than you were before?"
Well god damn it.
Book: you're asexual, remember?
Me: oh yeah
"What the hell was I thinking?"
"Omelet: 3 eggs, 2 tablespoons diced tomato, 1 tablespoon minced onion, 1 teaspoon chopped fresh dill, and 2 ounces smoked salmon."
A Websters dictionary was closest to me. Apparently my life is explained with yellow canaray
"I suddenly had the feeling that he was very close to tears." 😐
"Pharmacokinetics is the description of a drugs journey through a patient's body."
.... that's pretty deep to describe my love life
"Adolescents will constantly test the rules of each staff member."
I know the chariot ride will require Peera and me to be dressed in something coal related.
Picks up The Ultimate Book of Optical Illusions
..."This knot may not be possible. "
"A part of him noted that he had taken similar weapons off Gestapo officers at the end of the war." The Adept by Katherine Kurtz. What's that supposed to mean about my life?
@TheRatMan, he already hit a piece of that and depending on the context of the book he's deciding if he wants to hit it again.
I became convinced he was trying to figure out a way not to hook up with me.
Holy shjt the closest book to me is harry potter and the prisoner of askaban and I got "even the hogwarts ghosts avoid it" :0
"Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers"
I got Judges 8:21. I don't want to write it...
Thomas was slightly dissapointed- he'd been expecting something more profound.- maze runner..
.yup that sums it up pretty well *cries*
To find the number of valence electrons in an atom of a representative element, simply look at its group number.
"Given differences in cultural styles of expressing conflict, teams are well served to discuss differences and, in some cases, provide training."
"No race has ever been won in the first corner."
I don't have page 206 so page 106 from left to right is "suck him dry" -one punch man story one loot crate
Robb Stark seemed puzzled. "Is this some trap, Lannister? What's Bran to you? Why should you want to help him?"
Uhhh. Google says no translation to love life
"Fear still coursed through her body, but they'd been through too much to give up now."
Well, my love life seems pretty messed up.
"Art3mis didn't return any of my messages, even after I found the second key."
@Sexy Homunculus, Best book. I can't wait to see the movie
"Recent information on reactor design can usually be found in the following journals:"
"That's just our luck!" he cursed.
"It was grueling work, but it payed the rent." - Ready Player One
"What do we know?"
Huh... that hurts.
"Can I ask you something? Is your mom still alive?"
" I know that you and your mother had an incredibly close bond" .... Okay
If f is continuous on a closed interval (a, b), then f attains an absolute minimum value f(c) and an absolute minimum value f(d) at some numbers c and d in (a, b).
"And Jesus wept" well that's a good start to my day
They brought tears to his eyes. -A Game of Thrones
"I had ruined it with conversation"
Henry Clay, hoping to keep all Americans in the union, rejected annexation for contrary Whig reasons, the Whigs alliance against Texas almost killed expansionism
"It is very important that Pan Gu maintain proper posture because otherwise we're all pooched."
-Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes
Closest... Not Closet...
"with any luck, it'll be wide enough for people." Welp
"I felt my heart again." Well then that's very accurate considering I just got a girlfriend a couple weeks ago
"Use this rubric to assess the effectiveness of your persuasive essays"
"Robert the Fox, Doctor MacDermott, the parson and the schoolmaster sat glumly looking at him." Umm apparently my love life is strange.
He ran over and pulled it out, feverishly tapping the packed snow out of the tube mouth and venturi.
"A tough, aggressive, brave, and resourceful rifle platoon leader" -Band of Brothers
I'm happy with that
"I thought for a second" I don't know what this means
@FriendlyFirefighter , short attention span.
Nearest book doesn't have 206 pages.. Guess mine's non existent.
"You shall ride my horse" the fellowship of the ring
"But deserters get shot..."
No treasure in the world could match this sight - Eldest
Mine said could there be a greater source of peace
"Mitosis is one of the most dramatic and beautiful biological processes that we can easily observe." The closest thing was my biology textbook.
What if the nearest book has no page 206?
California driver handbook doesn't have 206 so I chose 26...
Check traffic in all directions before proceeding.
Diabetes is a chronic disease in which the body cannot properly use glucose for energy.
"Some handled fear with humor."
None of the books close to me go to page 206...
"Below the closing } for the function, enter the following code to create an event lisntener that's compatible with older versions of internet explorer"
"Convert from millimeters to liters and then to cubic meters (recall Figure 1-9)."
"the biggest cause of audience time-out is bordem."
There was no page 206 in my book........*silently cries to self*
My closest book was a kids book, page 206 was nonexistent :(
"Turning corn, their staple crop, intto whiskey was also the best way to get the crop to the market"
the book closest dont even have 200 pages..
"it is tricky," He said. "i will show you how it is done, the next time i am filling up"
i have a dictionary, word: blow job
Awesome 206th page of the Journal talks about love potion
"Meanwhile, Balthazar was conducted to the divan, where Ilderim and Ben-Hur received him standing." -Excerpt from Ben-Hur; Complete and unabridged!
Affixes for word parts that are added to the beginning or the end of a base word or root.
I am unsure what this means.
"That's the way spiders are" fvck
So my nearest book was Order of the Phoenix. Just started it. Turned to 106 assuming nothing major would be there and BOOM character death.
@SimonPetrikov, um, it's 206, not 106
@Official Ice Bear, I'm not doing it again. Next thing you know I'll be reading how Harry saved Panem from Count Olaf
@SimonPetrikov, well good thing this said 206 and not 106
Call to remembrance Pier da medicina-Dante alligheri's divine comedy(inferno)
closest book is 50 pages. no 206 no love life
@DEATHLOK27, page 6
@notMrWonka, or page 26
@Official Ice Bear, where do you get your information from?
@DEATHLOK27, California drivers handbook page 26: Check traffic in all directions before proceeding.