And Jesus Christ said!! Be radical man
@Eragon13561, Livin' Like Lazarus
@Eragon13561, instructions too clear. Several non Christian places of worship are now leveled and I am now a wanted man...
@Eragon13561, I baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the radical
@Ahnald Schwarzanagga, beat me to it. But I wouldn't have said "radical", though, more along the lines of "In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Moly that was wild!" Your version is better. 😎
Wet n wild ;)
Imagine the wine tastings...
@copdeeznutz, imagine getting baptized after the wine tastings.
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@Big Hat Brogan, Our Waterpark of Perpetual Exemption
I think I need to be baptized again, and again, and again.
I saw a church that had a sign in front of their parking lot saying "church parking only. Violators will be baptized"
Priests are taking it to the next level to attract children to the church these days.
Or easy access to a funeral for an accidental death.