Guess I'm a sentient pussy now
@I Dexios Divine I, stop eating cats. Unless you're Chinese in which case carry on
@I Dexios Divine I, I'm human.
@Captain TR8R, what about me?
@I Dexios Divine I, So, nothing changes?
@I Dexios Divine I, #bestcomments
I'm made of orphans? Does that make me an orphan myself?
@Anass Rhammer, no, that makes you psychotic
@Anass Rhammer, Lol, oh yeah
Call me Hamburglar, then.
@AJMalone, call me Mayor McCheese
I don't remember eating any sexy beasts
I guess I'm an a$$hole which matches my personality
It's more like what you eat becomes you, not the other way around. Sorry, the poor logic of this argument was bothering me.
Oh, you don't say?
I can eat oreos and pizza and still make bone and flesh. I am a god!
Guess I'm a bunch of dead babies then
I'm a burrito? Seems about right
No, your body breaks down food into components you need. They are the same regardless
I'm made of junkfood, cheese, and booze.
I am the liquor Randy!
This isn't funny, just saddening.
I must be 100% gluten free then
@Sexy Homunculus, is your mum enjoying her sun protection tent?
Well then why am I not made of rum?
So apparently I'm 80% ramen and 20% Coke Zero
Gtfo of funny pics
That's why I eat meat. God forbid I have skin made out of celery
So that's why I am a virgin
I AM BACON
Im going to start eating granite.
If we are what we eat. And all we eat are artificial foods. Does that make us artificial people.
I am like 70% pasta
Hot pockets and the blood of my victims
Yeah, no. Liver poisoning wouldn't be a thing
Huh then I'm my worst enemy now?