Joke's on you, my girlfriend is exactly like my boat. I don't have a boat.
@OFF, me neither, but my friend lets me use his sometimes
Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck
@KaijuKoitus, and would you look at those crabs all over the place
Put some semen on her and she works a lot better.
"Eh, she's nice and all, but I'm thinking of blowing her up for the insurance money."
She's been known to sink
@gaemboi, nah, she's a couple tons but still buoyant.
She takes on a lot of water.
"I'm gonna name her the Titanic."
@TheCaptn, she's got a leak!
Can't say that about my girlfriend....
Also my girlfriend drowned 2 days ago.
What is this? A photo for ants!?!!
@Doge with an iPhone, I was think more for ladybugs but that works too
@Doge with an iPhone, it's pretty normal size.
But, for his girlfriend that fits. Just like all those guys... And that football. And that stop sign. And that bear.
10 points to anyone who remembers this.
(Don't worry, the game is made up and the points don't matter.)
I got this one from my dad 8 years ago
I just watched this video yesterday!