Look at my big cock
@instantcoconut25, reminds me of Aziz Ansari's skit about the guy who used to work as a bus driver for Madonna. Her backup dancers would go up to the driver and slap their djck on his shoulder.
@Fellacio Jones, that sounds amazing I haven't seen it but I will now
That kids mom in the last frame is pretty cute
@Ted Mosby is a jerk,
@Bow To Your Senpai, that's how I cheated on your mother ;)
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, oh Ted. Always pointing out what's important. *Highfives*
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, which one?
I found what I'm missing in life
Dick-pics? More like cock shots.
Chickens are so cool. It's dangerous to Hold them though, because as most birds they poop a lot. Imagine Holding twelve Chicks at once in your Hand. Now imagine some of them poop and you can't Shake it off your hands because you would fling Chicks everywhere. I speak from experience.
@A pet named Steve, I own guinea pigs. If they like you, they pee... And it doesn't stop
@efil ym kcvF, One of my budgies, Beau (who isn't the Smartest), managed to throw his poop into my mouth somehow while I was talking. It was so gross 😂
@efil ym kcvF, Guinea pigs are adorable though and I really love their tiny squeaks and noises. Here they are called Meerschweinchen, 'sea piggies'
@A pet named Steve, where do you live? Germany?
@Smo Queed, yup
@A pet named Steve, Well, another fellow German
"white girls smile pretty with cocks in their faces. But what do their families think?"
Get that funky chickan
Time for me to start uploading my chickens
Rock out with your cock out.
I also find it funny that the only iPhone user here is the guy
The last time I saw girls with huge cocks involved the word "futa".
Walk up in the club like "what up, this is my big cock"
@The Real Question is, wanna pet it?
Obligatory cock comment
To the girl in the second to last frame: you want a real cock on your shoulder? Wait.
None of those cocks weren't ready for the photo
Chicks with cocks.......
Is this a thing?
I love that polish frizzle one
What kind of parrots are those?
Is the fourth picture the same woman from ID2181111
@DustMonkey, sorry, 218111*
"hot sluts play with big cocks"
Yo girl what dat cock do?
Young girls with lots of cocks