We're not totally fvcked. 2017 doesn't have a penis
@Time Traveler, you don't understand... HE IS THE PENIS
@Time Traveler, he's gonna skull fück you
@Time Traveler, he still has two very large fists.
@Time Traveler, did you ASSUME 2017's GENDER???!!?!?!???!?!?!?!
@FriendlyWalrus, if any chick is built like that she's no longer a chick
@Colombian Sugar, the meat is bout to be beat?
@Time Traveler, I heard people talking about penises, what's going on?
@Grandfather Cock, apparently in a few months we're gonna have a big problem on our hands and in our guts
@Time Traveler, that means Dr. Wheelo can't use him as a body.
@Colombian Sugar, And the Senate is balls.
@Colombian Sugar, that has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thumb up for you my friend
@Colombian Sugar, #bestcomments
@Time Traveler, What do you think the spiky bat is for?
@FriendlyWalrus, 2017 identifies as a quin-gender non binary omnisexual half God quarter attack helicopter quarter jar of mayonnaise.
Did I go too far with this joke?
@Colombian Sugar, the bat is his penis
Daddy 2017, choke me hard
@Radically Irrational, *chokes way harder*
With Donald Trump as president America is going to have 4 years of nothing but prosperity. I expect the roads to be solid gold by the end of 2017 and there to be fountains of cognac in every town in America
@Michael Fassbender, there are some very isolated towns in northern Alaska. Give me until the end of 2018.
@Michael Fassbender, I'll finally be able to fill my super soaker with cognac
@Michael Fassbender, I hate how everyone ignored his speeches after he got elected
Because it went against what they wanted to portray him as!
He promised to protect LGBT
To strengthen the middle class
Get rid of bs laws that literally did nothing ( how you dress a firearm doesn't change its effectiveness *cough cough* and if criminals actually listened to laws especially gun laws Chicago would be a paradise. But you see how that turned out )
I still hate the egotistical man but I'm always hopeful for what he said he'd do
@carguy25, exactly. He's got the job now, he doesnt have to campaign anymore.
@Michael Fassbender, don't drink the cognac, just in case.
What's with all the bítching about this year being a bad year? Shjt happens, live with it and move on. Just because the calendar changes from December to January that doesn't mean you get a fresh start it's literally just the next day and it'll be just as shjtty as the last. Quit the bítching and just live your life
Kind of unrelated. But, there was a pic a couple of updates ago that was about fight-club and it was white text on white background. I don't know if I got the word out. But, if you tilt your screen you can actually see it really well...
Dang...2016/2017 is kind of like The Walking Dead. I mean the new guy even has a baseball bat with additions.
They should of made 2017 look like trump. That would be funny