My cock is ready
These puns are eggcellent
@lfinn582, they just leave me eggsasperated
@lfinn582, Yours was eggspecially nice.
@TheBlitz, come on, dont egg him on
@lfinn582, this was eggxactly what I was hoping for
@lfinn582, they crack me up I can't get enough of these yolks
She responded with her address but he didn't charge his phone and he didn't get the message. Poor guy got cocked blocked by the battery gods.
Omg my phones at 13% too...
Drives me nuts when girls think they are clever but then can't keep up.
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily
I can make you scream
@Coozination, do it
Yo, Fabergé, I'm happy for you and omelet you finish, but Humpty Dumpty had one of the greatest falls of all time
THAT'S A GREEN LIGHT
My mind just scrbled
When you take two days to come up with an egg pun to respond with.
Take me now!