So if the pattern is take the first syllable, and change the first letter to b (i.e. Bob from Robert), then Richard should actually be Bich. And everyone said aw man we can't call this guy a bich! He has a djck! So then they called him djck
@Devdan, This sounds more like something that the Real Made Up Facts guy would say
That's the same way you get Dick from me.
@Donald Trump, just grab it?
Or give him some viagra
It comes from Rick
@Michael Fassbender, Which comes from Patrick after getting the first three letters erased during a wrestling match
Because of one bad Richard.
Hi I'm David but you can call me Dick because Dick is short for me