@xdsmileedx, Are you ready kids?
@xdsmileedx, you have it set to m for mini
@British Thug, @Muffin Jizz,
@xdsmileedx, put that thing away, theres children around here!!
"ME HOI MINOY"
"Firmly grasp it in your hand"
@PervertedMind, FIRMLY GRASP IT!
"I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it...
I NEEEEEED IIIIIIT!!!"
"Just the three of us, you, me , and this brick wall u built between us."
@do it for the meme, ah yes, the friend zone.
"I'm Ugly and I'm Proud!"
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready!
Not until I shift into, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
@Venturingbud, down here in the deep blue sea!
It's an ALASKAN BULL WORM!
You feel it now, Mr. Crabs?
@The Tower Of Pimps, "Do you reaaaaaaaalllllllllllly want to know if I can feel it?"
"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly"
i honestly didn't think i'd get this far
"One Eternity Later"
"When in doubt, pinky out"
And say hello to used napkin
@Muffin Jizz, LOL
@Muffin Jizz, omg best one
"I think I found the coin slot!" "NEEEEIIIIGHHHH" *gets kicked really far away and explodes*
Bring it around town.
I... Am A Man!
What I learned in boating school is!
@DeadXOnyx,Is blankety blankety blank!!!
Why are you wearing that ski mask if youre not even skiing?!
"Good grief he's naked!"
"I don't get it"
Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said that no one would notice! *runs away crying*
@Thane of Deez, lmao, this ones great
"Your genius is showing" WHERE?
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Who you callin "pinhead"?
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
"An embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob from the Christmas Party!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Stop it Patrick you're scaring him
@RustyFapwagon, I really wish your real name is Patrick
@BRB, It's obviously Rusty.
"And I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now!"
My name is not RIIIIICK!!
@Zergmare , It all started when... I ripped my pants
I'm ready I'm ready.
Still no pickles.
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
We finally got enough people for a seven mile spanking machine!
Bring it arouuund town!
"I'd like to buy all your chocolate"
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
The gang's all here
No I am Patrick
"Firmly grasp it" and "You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night"
@CheeseFries, go on... guess
"It's all about finger strength down here"
Goodbye everyone I'll remember you in therapy
Patrick the lid. No the lid. The lid. The Lid! The lid. Lid. Lid lid lid lid lid lid lid the lid stop!
I'm already halfway there.
... Halfway there.
... Halfway there
Can you feel it now?
"My mind is an enigma"
"You know, these were white when I bought them."
At least I'm safe inside my mind
@Salvaris, at least I'm safe inside my mind
"I didn't wrap it, I knew you wouldn't mind."
I THOUGHT WAS WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Big. Meaty. Claws.
"Three hours later"
ITS BIG ITS PINK ITS HAIRY
"I won't be needing these." *takes off pants*
"Patrick, that's a pickle."
"We have the technology"
You have is set to M for Mini
"ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!"
i dont know, maybe she just doesnt like u! - seabear attacks
Jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel.
SOILED IT SOILED IT
I call it... the nasty patty
*squidward to the magic conch* can't you say anything but no? Try again. Can i... no
"There are some things in this
world that weren't meant for mortal eyes!"
Patrick that's a rock
"BRING IT ARRROOOUUUND towwn".... "my leg"!
"Hey, I'm gettin' mine next"
"Hey, I doubt it"
"You gave me the ugly!!"
You like krabby patties don't you squidward
Nobody calls me tubby!!!
Who are you people?
I won a trophy for doing absolutely nothing the longest all year and im going to break my record
Big toe only
"Are you ready, kids?"
He was number one
"Well, at least I still have my personality"
It appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes
Backing up backing up backing up.....
Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Byeeeee Squidward.
You said Squidward twice.
I LIKE Squidward
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
This is the best Freaking community
"It's a string".
"A secret string"!!!
I think I'll eat it now
🎶It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)🎶
"Oh, daddy NO"
"I have two dollars"
There's darkness but this is advanced darkness
I'm dirty dan
"I can't hear you it's too dark in here."
Yo ho, yo ho, near the hooks, I'll never go!
We gotta drop the load!!!!
"Fire in the hole!!!!"
You know what I love the most about the krusty krab? The noise you get when you rub two pickles together (*squeak squeak*). *Buys Krusty Krab and rubs two pickles together* *Squeak squeak*
DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE!
Ah my leg
"looks like I ripped my pants again"
The pioneers use to ride this baby for miles
"I didn't have money for a present this year, so I got you this box!"
AAAEEEEE! MOTHER OF PEARL! FIRE IN THE POP DECK!!!
Are ya ready kids?
@bijouh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
"A nice glass of warm snail milk will help me get to sleep"
I'm the real dirty dan
Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!
ARE YOU READY KIDS
Leedle Leedle Leedle lee
"Are you feelin' it now Mr.Krabs?"
"So long everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy!"
"I'm Dirty Dan"
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs!?!?!
"Are you ready kids?"
Whoevers the owner of the pink sedan, you left your lights on -comes out in a trombone-
Crabs is in there
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
"No, this is Patrick."
I'm a goofy goober yeah, you're a goofy goober yeah, we're all goofy goobers yeah
Welcome to the crusty crab
"It was [small]!! And hairy!! And Pink!!!!"
Had to improvise a bit
I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIT
What what did he say?
"Who eats a krabby patty at 4am?"
They don't call me cheeks for nothin'!
There once was an ugly barnacle, and he was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
"You'll never believe what I found in my sock last night"
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Leedle leedle leedle leeeeee
Did you set it to wombo?
That's not a lady, that's a MONSTER
"I don't need it."
Nobody calls me tubby
How tough are y
Where's the leak, ma'am?