This...this is my wife
@bradley1152, why'd you marry a penguin?
@TheGingerSnap, who wouldn't? They're super cute!
@TheGingerSnap, you ask too many questions.
@TheGingerSnap, why wouldn't you?
@TheGingerSnap, They're fantastic lovers
@bradley1152, Crazy guy who married a penguin, how's that marriage coming along
@TheGingerSnap, because the fathers take care of the baby while the mother goes on a year long trip to find herself in Europe. And he still loves her when she returns. Much like me... But with feathers and an affinity for swimming.
@eleven, I'll let you know when he gets back with our egg after winter is over.
I hear penguin knees are weak. Strong arms tho.
@Quoth the Revan, moms spaghetti
@Quoth the Revan, they don't even have knees that's how weak they are
@Your Dankest Secret, vomit on his feathers already
@A pet named Steve, mom's spaghetti. There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already.
Yes, I too turn into a baby penguin when ever I open a jar first try. Glad I'm not the only one.
Come at me, bro!!
I opened the pickle jar on the first try *hoorahs*
Guys, it's the middle of the night, I can't sleep, and I just heard a cat meowing. I don't own a cat.
I'm sorry @Miss Jackson,
@mas2de, I am for real....?
@Justduckyjenn, Neva meant to make yo daughter cry. I apologized a million times.
When u bout to rub ur nips