You underestimate my power
@WickedStyx, You'll never have the high ground with your wang in our hand.
@NightShift Janitor, I have the force *uses force to masturbate*
@WickedStyx, control your foucs padawan. You don't want to put too much pressure...
@NightShift Janitor, No! *penis explodes* well at least I can get an bionic dick
@WickedStyx, You undermasturbate my penis
@Fearless Fapper, I can tell from your username
@WickedStyx, I'm in the force and the force is in me
Aren't they stairs?
@I might have herpes , according to Zeppelin yeah
@gaemboi, well aren't those only people we need to listen to
@I might have herpes , no stairway to heaven.. Read the sign!
But...it's out for Harambe...
@Pubmarine Shamwich, doesn't mean we can't play with them while they support our fallen hero
You have to climb to heaven?
*Fap fap fap*
Hell yea it takes both hands to handle THIS magnum dong
Not with that attitude.
Wait is this legit?
@stadium seating, It sounds like something the Westboro Baptist Church would try to push
@TriangleTesticles, if this was by the WBC, I'd expect it to be about keeping your hands off of other people's penises.
@I Are Lebo, confirmed: not the WBC not enough 9/11 references and gay people hate
I like the compliment that both of my hands would be full...
If you can't jerk it in heaven then I think I'll sign up for hell
(Kramer voice) I'M OUT
John Locke voice: NEVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
It really only takes 3 limbs to climb a ladder, so 2 legs and 1 free hand, and you can definitely still get to heaven.
I'd rather slam the flesh hammer everyday than go to heaven anyway
So how the hell does the guy with no arms climb up.
Well good thing there's a stairway to heaven. *ascends to heaven while fapping*
Isnt that what the mouth is for, or no?
*Liked....He's dies. Sorry not sorry.
Especially if you only have one arm. Climbing is tough for people with one arm.
Is that the Black Hand's logo or whatever that's got the red line through it?
Who the heIl masturbates with both hands?
Who masturbates their penis with both hands?
@Nahdudeurgood, it feels awesome. My wife does it to me sometimes. Hand over hand and twist both hands in opposite directions back and forth.
Look at his watch. He definitely needs to charge it.
That's why you hold them in other places why you climb. Right?
If you use 1 hand enough you can climb with that one later while using the other
Both hands? Youre probably jerking another dude beside yourself
Fap fap fap fap fap!
is this a real website?
Guess my ex ain't going to heavn
Anybody else use two hands to masturbate?
Well they can if the ladder is made of penis's.
@Lolly Poopdeck, thats the ladder going down, i would presume the ladder going up is an assortment of female genetalia since you just cant masturbate with a penis