Bunch of psychopaths
@Possible Paradox, "It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
@Possible Paradox, sounds like a bunch of out-of-control Canadians
I'd steal a balloon on free balloon day
@TriangleTesticles, YOU MONSTER! YOU'RE THE REASON WE EVEN HAVE PRISON
@TriangleTesticles, YOU FIEND
Have some of my KGB buddies take care of some things for me like they normally do.
Say I'm under 17 on Funny Pics
@PeachyKing, whoa whoa hey, this was just hypothetical.
When she says she loves bad boys
Our dreams are small arent they
They know what priorities they should have.
Actually, if you bought your pillow yourself, you can remove the tag.
@Not Actually a Corgi, but it says unless by consumer...I'm not eating my pillow...
But...some of these...aren't illegal...
@Richard Cypher, That's what the people who got randomly charged thought too #justregulationthings
@Richard Cypher, I didn't think so I was sitting here thinking "there's no way washing your car in your driveway is illegal, I've done it like 5 times already and nobody's said anything!"
@The Puppet Man, I think it's illegal in California because of the drought.
@The Puppet Man, depends on where you live. Waste water tends to release chemicals into the sewer, so in some places, they've actually made it illegal. Same goes for collecting rainwater... not sure why...
@Maskedman, oh I'm in PA so we never have to think about that. No offense to Californians.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I had no idea. And I've never understood why collecting rain water is illegal.
@The Puppet Man, it has something to do with potentially disrupting the environment, I think.
@The Puppet Man, it's against some HOA regulations
@HSA, that's not a law, though, that's a rule
@Suicide Squad Sucks, the rainwater was actually a big deal in Colorado Springs. Our rainwater supposedly feeds tributaries that feed rivers that supply water to other states/towns. Before this year, you needed a permit to collect rainwater, and even now you still can still only collect x amount.
@The Puppet Man, in certain neighborhoods and towns you can't wash your car in the street. And some in your front driveway(need to pull behind the house, some houses have alleys behind or garages behind the house
@Ruupasya, it would be a breach of contract which is against civil law
@Maskedman, negative it is not illegal in California. I live in LA and everyone washes their cars in their driveways.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I think partially because of mosquitoes. They probably assume most people won't take care of it properly or something.
Jack fvckin knows what's up.
These godamn facebook pussies.
Steal underwear from Walmart
Kill my neighbor
Poop on the table at apple bees
Ding dong ditch
Stab a toddler
@ihatecums, woah! Hold on there. People like you make me sick. Ding dong ditch? Really?! That's just rude! What's wrong with you?
Just looking at the likes for all of these...
I would steal the Declaration of Independence!
Wash your car in your drive way?? Is that illegal somewhere? lol. I love in LA and its completely acceptable here.
Wtf is raw milk?
I feel like the last one isn't illegal
Hide in my house in fear of murder and pillaging
Steal a hummer and drive it over my enemies
I see a few green day references I think? If so, nicely done.
Waaarning, live without warning ⚠