Can you say dirty words like wiener too?
@austiepoo23, *reports for foul language*
@Dimethyltryptamine, please don't arrest my birds!
@austiepoo23, or boogers and buttwipe
@austiepoo23, you can say h*ck, bu*t, and bo*b
@austiepoo23, Boy that's an old reference.
@Dimethyltryptamine, god damnit, gotta watch out for snakes
I can have cake whenever I want! Adulthood rules! *cries eating cake after a long day of work, bills stack up and taxes are due in a month*
Diabetes, diabetes is policing it
@EveryDamnTime, buzz kill 😭
Uhm... can we talk about how amazing that cake looks and how I'd kill you to get it?
@EVILdrPORKCHOP3, not if i kill you and eat it first
What about your ever slowing metabolism?
@Peewee2000, *chews on choco ate deliciousness*
@Peewee2000, I'll have a constantly good metabolism because I don't digest food correctly! Screw you normies!
Say that to your hips
The first night in my own house I made a castle out of empty cardboard boxes, ate pizza, drank coke and watched shrek....best...night...EVER!!!!!
And ice cream.
@iOS10, i had ice cream for dinner last night......and for breakfast this morning
@DawnWiener, sometimes it's good to be an adult.
Nutritionally similar to a donut or French Toast. Personally I've never understood pastries for breakfast. #DonutsAreDesert
*in the police station* right everyone stop trying to solve murders. We've something that goes much deeper on our hands now
Except your thighs.
White cakes too. Racist.
I'll call the fat police