That trash can turned into a guy
@Leprechaun Giant, hey, mail's here!
@Leprechaun Giant, what is this sorcery
@Leprechaun Giant, lol the mail driver fell out of his truck
@Leprechaun Giant, Form of : Garbage
When it's 3:59 and the post office said it'll be delivered by 4:00
Where the fück is that guy coming from
@Lisa Ann, i believe the mailman drives on the right side of the car in America. So he probably jumped out.
@Smo Queed, that's what I was thinking
@Smo Queed, you are correct
Your parcel has been delivered.
What is it
They don't call it Priority Mail for nothin'.
Here is your f*cking mail, b*tch!
That's the urgency I want from the mailman when I order something from Amazon.
*ding* Your package has been delivered.
Here I come I am Cinnamon
"Sorry we missed you"
He's gone postal
When you select next day delivery
Transformers are not picky at all. That trash bin transformed.
That garbage can never stood a chance
Mail mother f*****!!!!!!
They weren't lying when they said next day shipping was fast...
When you order same day shipping at 11:59pm
Ya Just had to have same day fvckin shipping!!
IT'S MAIL TIME!!!
Heres the mail rolling down the blocks, hopping curbs and crush your box, smash your carport door but it gets better, heres your mail... i opened your letter!
A letter from the jarl. Your eyes only.
Maybe he had a spider on his lap