I am a Christian myself, and I'd just like to say that's a horrible idea.
@WickedStyx, the money on the ground thing to get people to go to church
@WickedStyx, nice clarification, that could have gone badly.
@KiritoSAOHero , *finger guns* I'd rather not make a fool out of myself
@WickedStyx, I think that's a pretty good prank tbh
@WickedStyx, I concur
@WickedStyx, I think they're both bad
@WickedStyx, I am also a Christian and agree but it's great to see other Christians on FunnyPics
@WickedStyx, Now, what would be a good idea, would be to make your own fake $100 bill that says "FUСK YOU" on it 💸
@Trump Repellant, make sure to add stars and flowers to show that there aren't any hard feelings 👍
@WickedStyx, I'm glad some one said it.
@WickedStyx, it's like using your favorite song as an alarm
@WickedStyx, it's all part of the Axis Church's plan
@Prince super Vegeta , so Germany, Japan, and Italy are now a church?
@WickedStyx, yes, led by that stupid water goddess as well
@Prince super Vegeta , Aquarius?
@WickedStyx, the almighty Aqua, yes.
(Btw I'm referencing the latest episode of the anime Konosuba if you didn't catch on)
@Prince super Vegeta , I did not catch on because I don't watch it. What's it about? Explain it as best as you can; I know some can be hard to explain
@WickedStyx, basically this guy dies of a ridiculous accident and is greeted by aqua on the other side. She says he can be reincarnated as anything he wants if he defeats the demon lord in another world. He accepts on the condition that Aqua comes with him, but Aqua is the complete opposite of what you would expect. A klutz, selfish, rude, and quite funny. They get into all sorts of wacky adventures with their team mates, it's really fun and good for passing time. Also Aqua has a church and religion named after her but all the followers are crazy and try to convert anyone they see
@Prince super Vegeta , the axis church or cult
@Prince super Vegeta , she's the one who supposedly doesn't wear panties, right? And the whole "goddess punch" thing where she punches a giant frog and nothing happens
@WickedStyx, that's the one
@Prince super Vegeta , I've heard good things
@WickedStyx, it's basically the way you'd expect people to act if they were actually in that situation. So yeah, it's pretty funny
As much as I agree to that being *bird person voice* a djck move, it does not automatically mean that all Christians are cvnts. But that one person - yes.
Do you want to get smitten? Because that's how you get smitten.
@Half Black Man, unless you're talking about falling in love, I think you mean smote.
@Sybil Reisz, sir smitten is the past participle of smite
@Sybil Reisz, Nope. You would in the sentence "He smote you" but not "he was smitten". A pattern common throughout English.
Use it as offering at the same church
@Vault Tec, exactly
@Vault Tec, I would understand if someone uses it as a tip for someone in food service or something, but they left it on the ground out in public. What's so wrong with that?
@Dweeebus, Don't trick people with fake money like that. If your going to advertise your church or religion do it in a non-tricky way. This wouldn't make me go to that church or look more into the religion. If somebody genuinely talked to me about it or something of the sort then yes I'd think about it. But this would just make me mad that they were going to that length for it.
@Vault Tec, I understand that it's a "trick". But if you are that upset that you didn't get $50 for doing literally nothing than you should calm down. It's a clever little gesture and if you are that upset by it throw it away. They didn't attack you so don't "get back at them" by putting it in an offering plate
@Dweeebus, well why not put it back in the church offering bucket? I could use pretty much your same argument for that.
@Vault Tec, because it's not the same. The person who left it on the ground wasn't targeting anyone and TRYING to antagonize anyone. If you put it in the church plate after picking it up off the ground you're only doing it to piss someone off. You know the intentions are different
Stick it in a strippers thong
@Juggy, please don't! I am looking forward to hang out with all the strippers and fun people in hell, so please don't try to direct them to salvation.
I dunno, sounds like they were going to spend someone else's money they found. That's not a nice thing either.
That would require someone having to go into a church. It rather just mail it in.
@CynicalSir, I would*
Yeah! Something with a message from someone's faith that is meant to be endearing instead of some stranger walking up to you and fvcking giving you $50 out of their wallet! Such an ahole! (Sarcasm)
@Dweeebus, There's nothing endearing about bullsнit indictrination.
@Trump Repellant, so let me get this straight, you'd rather have someone else have the feeling of losing $50 just so you can have $50 in your pocket for doing absolutely nothing instead of someone reaching out with a religious message to you (which you can turn down if you want)
The whole bunch on this side of religion, Yaaa, Look at history, not so great for everyone. But us we got off good for being a$$h0les.
God: all-knowing, all-powerful, but still can't handle money. Just remember, he loves you. He loves you, and he NEEDS MONEY.
If it wasn't a Christian thing everyone would think it's hilarious. It is hilarious.
I'm an agnostic and I think that it's a good thing. It's easily better than God-bothering at a stranger's doorstep.
Also, mind you, they're not typically trying to be assholes. They're trying to save you, or at least they believe that they are.
psst... there's is no God. But Dog is real and Dog is awesome
I'm gonna use this
Jokes on you, jesus
I don't know why but this makes me think of the YouTube video Rappin for Jesus. Seriously one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
@Sexy Homunculus, My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigga and that's why jesus christ is my......uh....lord and savior? (Good save taters)