"Through the fire and the flames we carry ooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!"
@iFunnySpy, I don't think I laughed that hard in a while thank you lol.
@iFunnySpy, *an epic face shredding guitar solo ensues*
@iFunnySpy, how you shed a gutar?
@omnomnomivore, with skil
@iFunnySpy, do you just shred off the paint with your dick?
@omnomnomivore, nah. You use your dick as a whammy bar.
@Dr Truth Divine, kudos good sir. you made me laugh excessively
Your fault for not wearing gloves, rookie.
@Agent New Mexico, you wear gloves while masturbating?
@Sirocka, Of course not. I meant for cutting Jalapenos.
But why didn't you wash your hands after the food?
@Blackmagicm93, even if you douse your hands in gasoline and light them on fire, jalapeño oils will still be there somehow...
I feel like your face would be showing a little more pain...
@Dude Bro Jenkins, yes
@Dude Bro Jenkins, you know how sometimes you might eat something hot and it doesn't burn right away? I think that's the face he's having right now because he knows the flames are coming
@Dude Bro Jenkins, unless thats his thing
My dad this once and he thought he got an STD when he went to piss.
No glove... No love
You just put it in the hole then slam the shaft on the guitar?
I too like to live dangerously
Twist ending it's cause hid girlfriend loves spicy food....