What’s the different between my dick and a shotgun
Children don’t cry when a shotgun goes off in their mouths
@FP Waiter, remember everyone, downvoting offensive jokes doesn't make you a better person
that being said: "how do you know your sister is on her period? ...Your dad's dick tastes like blood"
@idubbbz, that's gross
@idubbbz, what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't stick my dick in an apple before I take a bite out of it
@Duncan5769, what is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
I don't have a pile of Ferraris in my garage.
@FP Waiter, ?* .*
@FP Waiter, I mean, you're not wrong.
@idubbbz, my stomach hurts 😂 *sighs* ... *cries*
@idubbbz, A pedophile and six year old going deeper into the woods. She says, "I'm scared." He replies, "You're scared? I have to come back this way alone!".
How do you stop a baby from walking around in circles.
Nail its other hand to the ground
Dark humor is like prostitutes: I kill it and people laugh.
@Huffman880, You have failed this city
What do you call a Jew with autism?
dark humor is like food, not everbody gets it.
Me after I look at some dirty ass porn
Nope. I already know what's wrong with me
My fiance and I live a double life. We feed off each others nasty sense of humor in private.
Nope... I just accept the fact I'm going to hell.
Bad grammar aside, this never happens to me. I don't have to question what is wrong with me.
Yes I do that often before realizing that I have the magical ability of near emotionlessness go ahead and complement me I probably won't care
Yeah and the I usually just end up wanking using tears as lube