life is too short even for that. Shove a pile of them frozen in your mouth and stick your head in the microwave
@naturagood, I love your perspective on things.
@naturagood, life is too short even for that. shove cheese, meat and bread in your mouth then jump into a volcano
@naturagood, life's even too short for that! Just take the sharpest knife you have, cut a gaping hole in your stomach that can't be fixed by modern medicine and shove the box in the hole.
@naturagood, Take pictures!
@Thundercast2, This whole thing is rapidly turning into an expanding brain meme.
@naturagood, I just shove them up my anus before going to tge beach. When I get back they're ready to eat.
Goddamn things never heat up just right... unless you make them in the oven.
@Just Kraze, always make them in the oven. Microwave just makes them a soggy mess.
@Just Kraze, my new roommate pan fries them... I never thought anything would beat oven until I tried it her way
@ArbyTheGreat, toaster oven makes them perfect every time
@DividedAlliance, interesting. Worth a try
@Just Kraze, deep/air fry them they're the absolute best that way
@Just Kraze, happiness is getting a significant other who puts your pizza rolls in the oven. Everyone deserves that kinda love. Except Steve. Fvck that guy
@Just Kraze, which feels like it takes eons if you're hungry.
@DanyStormborn, was gonna say. My roommates and I would buy mozzarella sticks and pizza rolls and throw them all in the fryer back in college. Oh the feasts we gorged on. The clogged arteries are but a memory.
@Mumen Rider , Good times goooood times
I thought I was the only one to do that open chewing thing
@The Puppet Man, I pop them between my fingers and blow into it while I'm still chewing it.
@BigJohnson86, not a bad idea
@The Puppet Man, it truly changes your life. Now you have perfect rolls from oven cooking and speed. Add pupper to clean face when done and it's perfection.
Am I the only one that would suck out the filling then eat the casing?
@shocking60, you are not alone. I prefer them that way!
Oven cooking master race
You may breathe fire like a dragon, but the only thing you will taste for the next two weeks is the outside of a dragon.
I always put one in my mouth then take a small sip of milk before biting it. The milk cools it down and compliments the taste well.