Marine: *gets a gun* *shoots himself rather than the cannibals*
@18bluecat, maybe it only had one bullet?
@Eltrompetista, you line them all up like Hoyle, Bin Laden, and Toby.
@18bluecat, he must not be an American marine.
@CynicalSir, The American marine would request crayons.
Wasn't this originally about a Frenchman, an Englishman and a dude from new york?
@Bunker Hill, yeah but If they're dirty foreigners then the OP can't pander to the conservatives on this app with the armed forces
@Bunker Hill, yes, this is an oldie
@Bunker Hill, are you suggesting a Frenchman can't be a marine?
@Bunker Hill, a blonde, brunette, and red head
@liberachi , people hear jokes and make their own versions of them all the time. We have all done it. This happens to be a version OP found somewhere and decided to post here because they found it funny. Please stop looking for conspiracies on conservatives where there are not, take your tin foil hat with you.
I think the ranger would kill all the cannibals with the fork actually
@MLG Farmville, if he was an 11c indirect fire infantryman he would somehow rig it to blow up laughing maniacally
It's fortunate that those cannibals spoke English
I'd say "70 years. Kill me with 70 years."
@Empshok, that's what I would have said. Let me be killed by old age.
I remember hearing he same joke a while ago except it was with an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Italian
@J0hn L3nn0n, I always heard it as an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American
'Written by an Army Ranger'
Rangers lead the way!