Everybody knows that the moon is actually a Giant Egg
@Bow To Your Senpai, According to Majora's Mask, it's going to kill us anyway so why bother worrying about it
@TriangleTesticles, three days... three days...
@Bow To Your Senpai, Pfft, you believe in eggs?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, everyone knows that chickens use eggs to spy on us. The chicken uprising is close people, dont say i didnt warn you
@Braumz, oh my god you're right. Think about the sheer volume of chicken that is consumed by the world and all the chickens that must exist to meet demand. They have to outnumber us by the millions. They've been watching...waiting
@Bow To Your Senpai, actually, the moon is a decearing egg
@Bow To Your Senpai, the moon is actually Unicron the bringer of chaos in slumber. But rain. Yeah. Government conspiracy the government makes rain.
I mean, there's plenty of people out there that actually believe the moon is fake
@FullMetalAlcoholist, beat me to it
@FullMetalAlcoholist, isn't it?
@FullMetalAlcoholist, well its just part of the simulation
@FullMetalAlcoholist, I don't want to live on this planet anymore, but I guess people don't believe in other planets so I'm fked
@FullMetalAlcoholist, because it's just a spotlight. The new moon is just when "they" change the bulb.
@FullMetalAlcoholist, the entire concept of a "moon" is just a tool for nasa to get funding to create more lizard people caves
@FullMetalAlcoholist, Moon truthers unite!
Lol you think Ted Cruz's father killed JFK? Try Godzilla!
Pfff! You believe in reality?
The moon is actually the mythical cheese land, the government hides it from us.
Hah! You believe that we’re real people and not just programmed to think we are by ‘the simulation’? Get woke, sheeple!
"The government is using con-trails to poison the water and TURNING THE FVÇKING FROGS GAY!!!"
Space was made up to disprove God for global warming
@yourewrong, I don't know what you just said but I definitely believe it to be true.
Wake up and join the moon truthers movement it's just a big metal sphere putnthere by the gov'ment to keep PoC down
@DanyStormborn, they store their worst stuff on the moon. The dark side of the moon is always quiet and cold so no one would ever see the alien-human moon base there where the governments of the world collaborate and advance their own technology with the beings of the Omicron-Persei system but use it to keep us down!
Also, great new profile pic. Looking fancy good looking.
@mas2de, Thank you :D
Pffffft. That's not the moon, show me the moon!
I know I’m on the Truman show, that’s why I masturbate so much and to such creepy porn...