@Never Trust Me, Should I trust you?
@AndorraBall, I constantly mistake your gravatar for Mr. Poopy Butthole
@Fes, In an effeminate imitation of Peter Griffin's voice
@Fes, it's disturbing how many times I've actually used this
@Fes, I said "occupado!"
What part confused you? The 'occu' or the 'Pado' ???
"I'm poopin!" Gets the point across in a subtle type of way
I've said "no thanks" before, so...
I'm busy right now, please leave a message
I’m gonna need about tree fiddy.
@BigJohnson86, it was about that time that I realized Big Johnson was actually a thirty foot tall creature from the pleazioic era! GAHT DANGIT LOCH NESS MONSTAH I AIN’T GIVIN’ YOU ANOTHA TREE FIDDY
“Eager, aren’t we?” In a seductive voice
Who is it?
"Fire in the hole!"
You say occupied
"I dont want any of your Girl Scout Brownies"
Go away! Baitin'
Fuvk off mate!!
“Come in, have a seat”? Where are your manners?
I'll be out in a minute
“Someone’s in here!”
Just cough ridiculously loud. They'll know you're there and you don't have to SAY anything
Loud grunting is my go to.
Just saying "occupied" isn't good enough?
@A Math Dealer, the formal/impersonal nature of the word makes it seem like it could be rude.
@Darth Panserbjorne, how polite are you supposed to be?
@Darth Panserbjorne, idk how "personal" you want to be with strangers in a public restroom but it typically works for me.
@Oujosh29, im just saying that some people may be disuaded as a result. Its just the small speculation i can provide.
@A Math Dealer, not saying you should get personal, but when trying to be polite impersonal language is not an ideal choice
@A Math Dealer, its the difference between treating them like a burden/nuisance or treating them like a human with needs
@Darth Panserbjorne, literally all you're saying is that the stall is occupied. Idk what kind of traumatic bathroom event happened to you but it's not rude.
@A Math Dealer, im not trying to imply that simply saying "occupied" is a problem. Nor do i have a personal relationship with the subject. I am merely trying to speculate a potential answer to the stated question. As for if this could be a legitimate scenario, plenty of people have social anxiety and are afraid of creating conflict
@Darth Panserbjorne, this is not a reasonable response. Anyone that is offended, upset, or bothered by being told “occupied” when knocking on a pin I’ll washroom door is someone that needs to reorganize their priorities, possibly though therapy. Because that is unreasonable.
"who is it?" gets em every time.
Go way bate’in!
No one expects a Spanish Inquisition!
It’s ok i can handle this myself
Are you the guy from the ad?