I’ve done it the catastrophic way. I was asleep, woke myself up farting on him and it was incredibly embarrassing... until he just laughed and farted too and we went back to sleep. I’ve definitely found ‘the one’.
@MotherofGuineaPigs, Dude, guys get boners when girls fart on our dicks don't worry.
@MotherofGuineaPigs, you guys are newbs. You're supposed to cover your spouse's face with the blanket, let it rip, and hold the covers until they threaten you.
Never fart on a man’s balls
@British Thug, *occasionally
@British Thug, the gentleman's oath.
Asshole Way: Dutch Oven Your Partner
Juan nasty fart
@whiteemikee, you ded
*The Asshole Way*
Fart in bed. Wait three minutes. Suddenly lift the cover and put it over their heads. Hold firmly until they stop struggling.
If you squeeze hard enough you can make the walls vibrate like a subwoofer. It adds some THX to the bedroom.
Funny fart jokes
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