Because they knew he'd make a name for himself
@SimonPetrikov, thats it, the perfect comment. You win the internets today, and this upvote
@SimonPetrikov, *female singer in the distance*
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@Repost Counter, MGS3???
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After this, they did. It was Am’az’in
He took 10 inches in 15 seconds? That is in fact legendary.
That would be better as a question. "Why didn't his parents name him?"
He ate them before they could.
"Pie Master eatin' all the pies again," -lady with thick English accent in Fable