Don’t think I’ll find a chick that also loves Land Before Time.
@CRIZZLE290, don’t be so sure about that 😜
@CRIZZLE290, who doesn't love The Land Before Time?
@Jakobian, the original or remake with Will Ferrell?
@CRIZZLE290, you just gotta lower your standards. And by standards I mean age.
@BigJohnson86, Gross dude, honestly I did come across a chick but I doubt she likes me too.
@CRIZZLE290, well the start subtlety throwing quotes at her so she knows you have shared interest. When she asks about the source you tell her and before she gets to speak again invite her over to watch. You can bond over your shared interest and then you gotta throw it out there. You’re more likely to get a positive response this way.
Or just break out the roofies.
@Blasphemy is Fun, I think you’re thinking of “Land of the Lost”
@CRIZZLE290, The original Land Before Time is amazing. All of the sequels make me want to gouge my eyes out. So make sure she understands that it’s just the first movie that you speak of. Or take the easy route and do like @BigJohnson86 said: Just break out the roofies and sort the movie mess out later.
@CRIZZLE290, yep, yep yep!
@CRIZZLE290, I got half that criteria as I am a man.
@Tyrellious, yep... I was... brain switched them. I did fvcking love "Land Before Time" when I was a kid though.
This one hits a little close to home
So, just an average day?
Cheat on her
I connect with this picture on a spiritual level.
I assume by that you mean wife that bitch. Then mess her face up with the craziest bukake since you both love that.