The parent is literally hiring a... Hitman
@Weeee, GET OUT!
The number isn't blurred out! Quick someone call it!
@zac bagans, the FBI raided my house
@The Gay Gatsby, oh faq
@zac bagans, you do it
@TheDoctorsTARDIS, hell no I'm way to fraking shy
@zac bagans, it says user busy every time I call guess no spankins today
$3 for a whole salmon? The kid just needs a time out, I need dinner!
@TwoPears, glad my fat a$$ wasn't the only one thinking this...
@TheFlyingHotDog, hehe you both have food names.
@TwoPears, they chose salmon vs meat bc if you beat their son with... well.... yeah
I would seriously be willing to pay $3 to slap someone with a fish. Totally serious. I’d consider that a deal and be willing to pay more, too. Do not care in the slightest who I’d be hitting, either. Anyone will do. Children, old people, hot chicks, ugly dudes, white, black. Literally anyone.
@I Are Lebo, any type of fish in particular?
@sassy pantz, nothing too unpleasant to hold. Nothing rotting or sharp. I’d also rather it be something I could wield without hurting myself, so no 200 lb salmon or whatever. Beyond that, doesn’t really matter.
Yes, I’ve definitely given this way too much thought.
@I Are Lebo, I like that your concerned about the wielding factor, I thought the same..my first thought was a catfish...right size and no scales but the slip concerns me.
Yep, too much thought into this lol.
@sassy pantz, some fish have sharps spines along their backs, too. Rock bass for instance would be rather painful to wield.
Fun random fact, but I once caught a bunch of rock bass and a catfish using only a Swiss Army knife, some fishing line, and a hook. I threw back the catfish.
@I Are Lebo, maybe we can use fishing gloves whilst wielding. We should do a tag team since we’re really into the idea. 😂😂
I can just imagine.
Your random fact is impressive. So your the chuck Norris of fishing?
@sassy pantz, no, just Canadian. 🤗🇨🇦
I’m just waiting for somebody to post a comment that crosses the line, because I don’t want to be the one to do it.
@ThePoison, my hand’s about to cross his line
"White people. Beat yer children."
If I could choose the type of fish then yeah for $3 I'd find the biggest monster hunter style fish I could swing and whack the shjt out of a kid
There's parents that are really ok with other people disciplining their child BECAUSE they cant... this is when you fail as a parent.
Its a valid number in western Kansas - run Jonathan!
Plot twist: Jonathan put this up.
Are those prices what I have to pay to use each object or are you going to pay me those prices to use each object?
@darkness my friend, i would pay 3$ to beat the shjt out of someone with a fish
The fish reminds me of the scouts melee weapon from TF2, nothing more embarrassing then being slapped to death by a fish
*Hurries back 25 uploads ago to take money from cup.
Are we getting paid or paying for this?
How much to beat him with other things?
*enters room carrying fish*
Chris Hansen: Please have a seat.
Herbert is going to love this!
I feel like they are just asking for the pedophiles to come and bring Johnny boy some Wendy’s and a good spanking 🤔🤭😂
@Karate1233, ya, it's good they aren't sheltering him. He has to see the real world to prepare for it.