That man may just be the smartest person ever!
The fun part is you could show her the text you sent and she’d still have to get up and check it, because we’re all slaves to the phone.
Sounds like you have a chip in your shoulder
I’m gonna hide my gfs phone in the closet and she will frantically try to search for it but to no avail... one day she will just buy a new one tired of endlessly searching for her old phone, and eventually will move on from the mysterious disappearance of her mobile device.... then one day I’m going to have a massive sh!t and I’ll text her oh can you check the closet behind the TP and her phone will be there and I’ll be like yeah.... can you bring me 3 rolls of TP I just had 2 chipotle queserittos with extra cheese, sour cream, and extra fire chipotle Tabasco (which is so good btw) and I’m gonna need some serious backup (referring to the porcelain genocide that was about to take place)....... anyway don’t do drugs...
But then he'd have to put the phone back into the kitchen if he wants something else
My murtle she’d have pounded on the bag so nothing larger than a grain of sand was left in the bag, brought em un without a word.
He's going places.... like your pants
And she did it right?