I think we could all collectively hate the parent
@Ultramatt, who leaves their kid with an alligator? That's terrible parenting.
Wait! Unless...they were both in the zoo's bathroom because the kid was potty training, the alligator crawled out of the toilet, and a rampaging gorrilla that accidentally picked up a gun from a guard that was trying to stop it clenched its hand, pulling the trigger, accidentally shooting the alligator and saving the child before another guard put it down.
Anybody wanna buy some LSD?
@Depressed Panda, after reading that comment, I’ll have whatever you’re having
@Ultramatt, but you're not allowed to hate a trans person! There's no difference between hating a trans person and hating all trans people.
@ReeseBobby, I mean I hate them all to begin with so me singling one out to hate on extra hard is nothing.
@Lellow0079, I implore you, stop hating them. They're people suffering with a mental illness who've been fed lies about how to deal with it. Hate the people that lie to them, but don't hate the victims.
I would be silent because I would be wondering how a gorilla learned how to shoot
@magrar, They watched a bunch of "Planet of the Apes".
@Agent New Mexico, of course, how could I be so foolish
@magrar, Alzheimer's meds
@magrar, Look no further than the US Marine Corps
MRE's include crayons and a connect the dots map of the surrounding area
What the fvck is the internet?!
Get well soon Silent Bob!
I would be silent just cuz
Because I am an individual, I can say I would hate the alligator.
Kevin Smith is recovering from his heart attack! We got time for a new Jay and Silent Bob.
Also on a serious note I recommend people watch at least the first 8 minutes of Kevin Smiths video he did after he had the heart attack. It is a good description of what happens and why you shouldnt just blow off an odd feeling.
Can anyone explain the alligator part? I understood every other reference but that one
@Kangaroo Jacked, Maybe referring to a few years ago when that kid at Disney World got eaten by one. A ton of people got mad because the police went around just killing all the alligators, looking for the body, when the actually body was by the shore the entire time. Im not sure but that’s my only guess
But would Silent Bob still be silent?
But is the gun Muslim?