Holy crap. Its one lf those people from the "infomercial dimension" who can't do anything without issues.
@Mr Literal, it’s Jorges Cremades. Super funny...I’d recommend to anyone that speaks Spanish.
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"So, how is your life going?"
This is when you try to kill yourself and the gun jams.
@I Are Lebo, Unfun story time:
I worked with a guy once who was really depressed and decided to kill himself. He put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. He kept trying a few more times, got pissed off and kinda chucked the gun onto the coffee table in front of him, and it bounced and fired. The bullet literally skimmed his cheek. I don’t think a lot about divine intervention, but when I do, that guy usually comes to mind.
@Berntley, I dunno...
I think that story was kinda fun.
Forgot the one where the rope broke after he kicks away the chair.
Who gets annoyed about not sneezing??
@RollingInD1ck, most people
@mas2de, really? Why? Sneezing is the worst
@RollingInD1ck, but at least for me it's worse to almost sneeze but then not. There's an annoying feeling in your nose. Like an irritation that the sneeze would have gotten out. Like an itch that you go to scratch but then just can't.
@mas2de, hmmm interesting, thanks for the insight :)
His pizza dropped but bread landed on the table
@Waithuh, it was a slice of bread with jam on it
@Waithuh, I also thought it was pizza
His eye literally twitched in that last one.
I know how to fix the chopstick one, as you pull apart, also rotate the sticks. Or am I the only one who had that problem?
*manic Monday plays in the background*
Serj tankien and the no good horrible very bad day
"it's one of those days..."
Just things that make youngsters want to kill themselves. Back in my day yadda yadda yadda...