::slow clap increasing in tempo as we all rise to stand::
Sniff sniff, what a beautiful poem
But forreal tho nothing worse than the feeling of having your favorite pone video being deleted from the site.
@scottmandino, Edgar Allan Poe
@Trump Repellant, you missed it
I remember having to memorize "The Raven" in school...... that sucked!
@OnlyUtahKidOnFp, if it sucked there'd be a video of it on pornhub.
I actually sang it in my head to run around by Blues Traveler
Ah distinctly do I remember, it was in the bowels of Xhamster, and each separate category wrought its sins of labeled porn, Eagerly I wanked the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow, from my tissues replete with sorrow,
Sorrow for the juicy spore.
For the sticky and succulent juicy seed which is my spore. A nameless sock for evermore.
The first time this poem was posted it was much longer
@Jakobian, that's what she said
@Jakobian, alternatively: that's what he keeps assuring her. Really. He doesn't know what's happened.
I just like casual sex with my significant other, I never could cheat on her even though she doesn't let me finish on her face.
@Sgtcookie15, how many times did you do that before you started hating it?
I'm a bit weird. I always like to unload on my girl's face.
@CynicalSirr, Like I said I could never cheat, we're not all dbags
@Sgtcookie15, thanks, but you have me beat.
@CynicalSirr, yea I know I'm better than you
@Sgtcookie15, ya, you sure are. I could never do any of those things you mentioned before the edit.
@CynicalSirr, the edit? You're talking about how you changed everything you originally said after I replied correct?
@Sgtcookie15, ya, both of us.
Now that you've had your fun, goodbye 👋.
@Sgtcookie15, ya, ilwe had fun. Cya.
Waits for a ten foot shlong