I’m gonna be honest, if a guy said that to me I’d probably be so blown away by the politeness and gentlemanly manner I’d probably do it
@LilyFlowar, Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
@NotHim, *grabs popcorn*
@NotHim, *looks at username, squints skeptically*
@Not him again, are you their sequel, or are they your prequel?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, I'm the unwanted prequel
@NotHim, you beat me to it you beautiful bastard
@NotHim, good sir
I do believe you are lacking in the knowledge that this individual is of the fairer sex.
Yet you are still advanced, am outstanding move perhaps.
Me to wife: let’s fvck
Wife: that’s not romantic and gentleman like
Me: pardon m’lady, may you please be so kind to allow me to enjoy your lady parts.
Pardon me my significant other, I would be honored if you could bestow me a glance at thine figure, it's shapely nature entices me, and my curiosity yearns to be satisfied. It would be a blessing to me this fine eve, so I do implore thee, doth thine garments and grant me a glimpse at your majesty.
Such a gentleman
Isn’t this just a re-skin of the Joseph Ducreux painting meme from like 2012