Lmao when I was 7 I was playing hide and go seek with my brother and I went to hide under one of the racks in her closet and found a vibrator. I just thought I was like a big Barbie microphone and my older brother found me playing with it. 😂😂😂
@nStarr44, Did it smell more like your mom’s gash or your dad’s spunk?
@A Deformed Penis, it smelled like the neighbors rectum
@nStarr44, same thing happened to me! She told me it was a neck massager before hiding it. One day my grandparents came over and one of them complain about their neck, so I brought it to them.
When I was 5 I found one of my mum’s tampons. Not knowing what it was I took it to my mum and asked her what it was while waving it in front of her. She was entertaining guests at the time, yes, they did see everything.
My mum snatched it out of my hand and told me in as few words as possible - while still sounding polite and not bothered, to ‘get out’.
In another story, while I was at a friend’s house and 12 years old this time, one of the other kids grabbed one of the many strange containers in the bathroom and squirted it into a boy’s long hair. Turned out to be lube. Didn’t wash out easily either.
Smell the light saber