I'm willing to bet she pees standing up.
@Anus invasion, your name disturbs me greatly.
@Anus invasion, 'she' was probably practicing 'her' aim... She's failing
@Jonyawesomsauce, How about mine?
@Anus invasion, If she could pee standing up he would know how to pump gas.....
It's like a plant right? You just pour the gasoline on it just like a tree...
@OneTimeAtBandCamp, That's what I tell my victims as I light them on fire. "You just poor the gasoline like your watering a tree, and when you give it a spark, the tree grows big and strong!... and flamey."
@Scary Mike, hmm... Scary Mike managed to creep out Scary Mike. Scary Mike Apologizes. 'Retreats back into the woods'
@Scary Mike, But scary mike... you haven't seen what I do to my chickens
@Chicken Hunter, animal abuse is not something to joke about.
@Chicken Hunter, Rape?
@prestidigitonium, you're using the wrong app
@Scary Mike, i miss you dad
she probably thinks shes at the car wash..
@HonestQuestion, at the car wash! (nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh) at the car wash, yeah!
@HonestQuestion, Damn expensive car wash if you ask me..
Now let me light that cigarette...
@Bloody Queef, Oh God your name..
If she was smoking a cigarette and using her cell phone, this picture would be complete.
This person is the reason for high gas prices we must put her down.
Sloots. Can you guess if she's one
Spray and pray doesn't work with cars, sadly.
Women... Gotta love em.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Hey! That looks like me!!
i just showed this to my dad & he said: " What's wrong with that stupid b!tch?" lol!
The most surprising thing is probably the color of the hair. How is it not blonde?!
Sugar... Wait until it's in the hole to start pumping! Don't worry though, first timers often make this mistake...
A freak gasoline fight accident....anyone else get the zoolander reference?
Hey can I have a drink from that hose?
Your doing great, now just light a match and run. The police will never find that body in your trunk.
Reminds me of my mom. She has no idea how to work a car
*ancient aliens guy* "women."
This is not your everyday stupid, this is advanced stupid. Never go advanced stupid.
Bitches be stuped
This is obviously photoshopped, there's no gas stations in the kitchen
*Aliens guy* "women"
shouldve stayed in the kitchen
@whos line is this, a guy with no girlfriend?
She left her area of specialization.. Get back in the kitchen!
Well I've heard Mars is nice this time of year...
I have no idea what I'm doing *says the whole ifunny community*
I guess you could say she's a squirter...
I'm sure things won't get much better when she starts driving either.
Looks like she is holding... Never mind
In my college classes there's always a few dumb hot girls who walk out in the middle of lecture and smile as it they're gonna get laid lol
Daaamn she is a DumbAce LOL
Am I the only one getting tired of scary mikes comments?
That's what you get for leaving the kitchen
Why does scary mike reply to himself 0.o.... I should not question logic
For once she's giving the money shot.
Out of state Jersey girl
My friend once did this before but with diesel gas. The thing is, the car doesn't use diesel. Her nickname is diesel now.
The sex change Janice had asked for wasn't quite as she expected....
She is probably a secretary filling the bosses car up because Starbucks won't except her English lit degree
Sometimes you guys.... She's OBVIOUSLY watering her car with gasoline, you can't expect a car to grow big and strong and go from a prius to a ferrari without gas, sort of like a plant but with gas
It's girls like this that make me hate my own gender...
This is what you do when you find a spider in your car..... BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!
Haha my friend thought the RPMs were the gears. He's going to go places, but he won't get there by driving.
So stupid. She's on the wrong side.
A New Jersey girl out of state, trying to pump her own gas.
@Sheogorath, I don't get all of the Jersey comments. Are gas stations different there or something?
C'mon car, drink. You need to drink to get stronger.
She knows exactly what she is doing. She's putting gas on her car
Super duper car cleaning fluid for $4 a gallon
I'm from New Jersey... Legit how I feel in another state pumping gas
Meanwhile in New Jersey
Must be from dirty Jersey
At least she didn't point it at her face just to make sure the gas comes out properly :D I've seen enough of that.
My mom and I were leaving this gas station when we saw this lady didn't close her gas thingy (forgot what it's called!) so my mom, being the sweet lady she is, drove after the woman to warn her. When she caught up and told her the lady glared at her and drove off. I think that was her first time getting gas....