I am definitely using thunder twonk at some point today
@Private Joker, Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
@Dora , ??
@Jg20, Its from Full metal jacket. Private joker is a character from that movie. Wow and people down voted my comment? People are too young here to know one of the best movies created...
@Dora , how tall are you?
@MACWE, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!
@MACWE, 5 ft 9(??), sir!
@Dora , "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
@Private Joker, I'll be using two-legged twat monkey
Changing my username now
@thender twonk, you misspelled "thunder" trying to be helpful
I want that dog as my chauffeur
don't call me shirley.
@origamiguyljb, oku Susie
@Jg20, damn you -.-
@origamiguyljb, I'll call you Birdface
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, damn you too
@origamiguyljb, I'll call you origamiguyljb
I knew I shouldn't of let him name me
@ThunderTwonk, god dammit!
Three-legged boss man
I'm not trying to offend anyone, but who really uses military time?
@Infinite Craps, I do
@Infinite Craps, the military.
@Infinite Craps, the military
@Infinite Craps, me
@Infinite Craps, medical professionals to insure there is no confusion
@Infinite Craps, military....
@Infinite Craps, not to sound like a douche but people in Europe use that time
@Infinite Craps, I use it on the alarm clock beside my bed. No real reason for it, it just changed one day and I'm to lazy to change it.
@Infinite Craps, Me -_-
@Infinite Craps, me.
@Infinite Craps, I do, it's actually better in my opinion
@Infinite Craps, Me. Much easier when I set an alarm, don't have to worry about a.m. or p.m.
@Infinite Craps, i do its fun to use
@Infinite Craps, a lot of European countries
@Infinite Craps, I do. It reminds me of home.
@MACWE, out of curiosity what does your name mean?
@Infinite Craps, if you'd bother reading the "O2 UK" in the corner, you'd realise it's a UK phone. In England, we almost always use 24hr clocks.
@Gerggle, it's Gangulash for "smells like waffles."
@Infinite Craps, actually a lot of businesses use 24hr clocks because it's easier to keep track of payroll, time punches, etc.
@Infinite Craps, I use it since I'm in the military. You can mix up your watches or duties if you don't use military time
@MACWE, *patricks voice* I would have never guessed that in a million years...
@MACWE, You lied to me? You shall burn with invalid chicken.
@MACWE, everytime you answer that question its something different. I dont know which one to believe
@Infinite Craps, i do
@HappyCommunist, so damn close.
@Gerggle, i already asked that, it means"man with big weiner" in mongolian
@Infinite Craps, i do, i was in the service tho and got used to it
I wish I could text my dog :( he ran away
FOUR-LEGGED HAIRY BEAST
I love dog texts they never get old
Im your master thats why
Bring more of these back
I was looking at the random section and I saw fonz replying to someone with ^^
Guys there is a face swapping app. I've been playing with it all day, it's pretty funny.
Since I don't have a dog... I wonder moreso what my cat would name me... Giant Pillow or Funny Face Cat most likely
I read Thunder Thwomp
My Dog would name me Sr.fapsalotwiththedoorlocked
my dog talks to me and im not crazy* procedes to snort a bunch of coke*
I Wonder What My Dog Will Name Me O.o
@I Will Never Lie, how long did it take you to capitalize every first letter in each word.
@I Will Never Lie, Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?
Ignore this /chicken/ /chicken
@John Trollinski, dafuq do u want?
@Invalid Chicken, a emoji
@John Trollinski, oh well im on an android so i cant see them lol
I love these so much
I literally can't stop laughing.
The dog needs to find the caps lock button.
There should be an app, where you choose to be a dog or a human and text to other "dogs" or humans!
This pictures always remind me of the show Wilfred...
How is that not someone's username already?
Why does he always text his dog if the live in the same house?
I love dog texts, any one else?
Cats are better but I love these dog texts