Too bad you'll never score
@WhyAmIStillAwake, I only upvote when I'm really impressed. I wish I could give that 10
@WhyAmIStillAwake, as a keeper I agree
@WhyAmIStillAwake, well you will score 7 times if she's Brazilian :D
She looks like she would be good at handling balls... *ifyouknowwhatimean*
@Freddie Jupiter, if she could block them from going in *ifyouknowhatimean*
@Freddie Jupiter, until she kicks them...
@Freddie Jupiter, i would soc'her *ifyouknowhatimean*
@childhood memories, uh... you would sock her? Ok Chris Brown........
@Freddie Jupiter, yeah didnt come out right did it ?
I think the goal of this pic was to be punny.
Still has nothing on Alex Morgan! She's my dream girl
@ElMichoacano, mine too! I have a HUGE poster of her!
@ElMichoacano, *googles Alex Morgan*
@ElMichoacano, dang you got some low standards
@Mr ICUP, haha nice, I got to see her play against china here in Houston
@Niam Leeson, well she plays soccer, which is something I'm into, she likes Barcelona , and come on she's pretty damn hot for an athlete
I don't have a girlfriend. I'm just a
If she's your girlfriend, make sure you use a decent condom- you wouldn't want to slip one past the keeper...
Theres some ugly ass goal keepers out there. Not her though. It hit that
@huggy bear, well thanks ):
I am proud to be..
@MACWEs underwear, and I am proud to have such loyal underwear.
Out of the subject (kinda): I just recently asked the hottest girl at my school out and she said yes! Used most of my pickup lines from this app so... Thank you all
I wish there was one girl in my life that even remotely looked like this
I hope she's solo! 😍😍
Date of upload: 5/14/13 14:15
@Soundslikeothers, nope. Zoo keeper
No thanks. Id rather not have a 6' tall chick thats built like a man.
@mkultra, you'd rather have a 6' tall man that's built like a woman?
@MACWE, id rather have a woman who looks like a woman. Im not into guys- thx
@mkultra, not shore if I scream gayyyyyy! Or not...
No, female athletes are flat chested, definitely NOT a keeper.
I Hope she doesn't leave me Solo
No HOPE for me, looks like my love life will remain SOLO
What if they are attractive, but a total horrible rude bitch?
Ha, that's punny!
@Wet Dream, why?
*waits for somebody who knows the name!
@Krewkatziol, Hope Solo
Keep by dick in that ass
Just because she's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score
She could grab my balls... If you know what I mean
And she’s probably crazy as hell
I'm solo Hope Solo
Potential soccer mom...
im a goalie so i guess im a keeper!!!
Or she plays Gaelic football
Ah I miss soccer!
Oh a keeper! Now I get it!
im a keeper..
She is a keeper so I am gonna KEEP HER.
x_x omg why did it take me so long to get this
Hope Solo is so very attractive.
She might have a hole or two
Who is she!?
I Will only accept the harry potter version of this with Ron weasley in the uniform.
I hate football.
I wish I looked like that. I just have slightly larger cans and a slightly larger stomach. No one likes me. :(
I'm a goalie! :D
Mine actually looks like that. Except for the hair the clothes the face and body. I don't have one
And she won't let you score.
you probably also beat your girlfriend *waits for other soccer players who understand*
She's a keeper cause she can handle balls very well
I'd sure like her to catch my balls... If you get my drift.
Shes probably good with balls too